no one's around to help

★★★★ [dev] 21 he/him

[hungwy]

Nosferatu, of spongebob squarepants fame,

[serotonin-island-deactivated202]

Reblog this and put in the tags what song your ACNH town tune is!

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

[brucebocchi]

donating cringe bugs to the fail owl

[i-want-your-bones]

i just saw a post that was the question “what is your favourite musical style?” and the option chosen was “random out of context songs from musicals sung by a character having a nervous breakdown” and i looked in the notes to see what people said and i saw this comment and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

[segatetris]

Toro to Kyuujitsu - PS2

[cute-overload]

[insidemycar]

[memintomori]

lupin wont be taking any criticism at this time

[moviequotes3]

could you really ride a jackhammer like a pogo stick like in cartoons or is it just another sorcerers trick

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

penis katana

[lolt64]

and getting caught in the rain

[shiloh-815]

[knowing]

[khe1]

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

[yurimom]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

this was on a kelly clarkson song