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tyleroakley

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

disneyfeverdaily

Remember me…

lavenderprose

Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.

Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND

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discitemori

Traditional Georgian dancing.

lionhearrt-deactivated20170920

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wizardshark

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

northeastartist

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

inthroughthesunroof

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

bonehandledknife

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

arrghigiveup

So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.

There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O

peterparker

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WATCH THIS

periru3

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.