wizard enjoyer

thomas • 9teen !! • he/him

[cassie-is-trans]

[e-102]

what’s your favorite way to say masturbate (i DONT CARE what you’ve got.)

flicking the bean

jacking off (classic)

WHACK OFF (my favorite)

choking the chicken (youre an idiot)

post cancelled i got pulled over while making this post

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

[e-102]

i should

pull my gun out

not pull my gun out

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

[catwizard333]

sweet dreams

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[amygdalae]

still obsessed w the way he LOCKS IN. barking is NOT a game to him

[dionoussu]

top ten life changing characters to like in your middle school years

[n7punk]

i love stardew modders fr

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Cute As A Button

[catwizard333]

acrylic on canvas, 10x15 cm

[samlickereightyone]

[snuh]

[tchaikovsgay]

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

[mikkeneko]

[valtsv]

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

[valtsv]

"should hamlet have been at the club", the world's longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

[valtsv]

[ballwizard]

tooth moodboard

[cheddar-baby]

Him: you better not be nefarious when i get there

Me: ...

[novah-the-booi-deactivated20240]

[thingssheadores-deactivated2014]

[mariecanker-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

[striders]

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

[mariecanker-blog]

oh. i like mangoes. 

[undeadentropy]

Toddler response