A Bit of Everything

[loudlyunladylike]

oh hozier the man you are

[loudlyunladylike]

"before you see the next one just know I've never been well" I am obsessed with this man

[sadmishutka]

i’m crying

[metanarrates]

she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she

[metanarrates]

ok wait im obsessed with this actually

[depsidase]

[inkmo]

happens to the best of us

[citrus-soda]

The joy of song.

[autumndragons]

[image id: a sketchy three panel comic featuring a small four-legged creature with a short tail.

first panel: the creature stands, with "..." over its head second panel: the creature opens its mouth wide, with text that reads "ough" third panel: the camera is now zoomed out, with the creature centered in the panel, a broad satisfied smile on its face and light lines sparking off of it. end id.]

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[crazy-brazilian]

[knightofleo]

otamashimai

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[k-eke]

Mice and cheese  🐭  🧀

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[sentient-cloud]

Comic of the experience Venus had this morning, she looked at me with the SADDEST eyes

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

[forgottenbones]

Dave Rapoza

[cy4ngel]

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

[foxydodo]

He’s employee of the month. Press △to drink

[radiofreederry]

[strange-as-it-may-seem]

Neil Gaiman ( @neil-gaiman ) in Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions on Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED video

[ Image description: a series of screens from a video of Neil Gaiman sitting and answering the question with subtitles. He says “‘Could I ride Minotaur like a horse?’ No, obviously, you could not. You could ride a Minotaur like a man (…) Unless you could find a Minotaur into sort of pony stuff or you probably have to find a furry minotaur, like, not a furry Minotaur, a Minotaur who was actually a furry, would get into a horse costume and get down and you could ride that one.’ End of image description. ]