A Scriptorium of Musings

Elijah, He/Him, Gemini from Vermont, UVM 2021 Composition Major

[laaylic]

Mood

[classical-crap]

I had the anniversary of the rite of spring marked on my calendar for months and I forgot to make a post and I’m ashamed

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[lesbiansnoopy]

It smells and sounds like spring 

[lesbiansnoopy]

Not to romanticize on main but there is really something healing about sitting in front of an open window listening to birds and wind chimes and enjoying a natural breeze. It’s like the world is telling you breath 

[schmergo]

Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab me in the back 23 times at the Senate on the Ides of March

[thisiselliz]

Happy Black History Month 

[thighetician]

The only post needed for the entire month

[holybolognajabronies]

If I could I’d reblog this every day

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

no skit can top this

[novaya-model]

In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction

[novaya-model]

Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now

John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog

This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do

That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr

John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything

In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney

Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”

Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™

[novaya-model]

I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.

Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?

[novaya-model]

It’s happening

[novaya-model]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye

[kitausu]

I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…

[novaya-model]

[siquetumismo]

[zsnes]

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

[oceanfloorfires]

A complex mood

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[tantamounttosusurrus]

I feel like this is very brattleboro content

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[jenizupan]

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[tantamounttosusurrus]

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[poploppege]

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

[owmyeyeballs]

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

[daggerkid]

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

[owmyeyeballs]

you have pleased your brain fish