Tanzi

Hello! I hope you all enjoy my art, because that's what I'm going to be posting! Any negativity will be blocked yeehaw. My current obsession is A Hat in Time to expect me to be posting about that a lot ;P

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[tanzibat]

@tanzibugs this is my account for hollow knight junk because theres too much ahit here AHFHHAAHAH I CANT UNFOLLOW AAALLLL OF THOSE PEOPLE ITS TOO MANY TOO MANY

[tanzibat]

friendship ended with a hat in time now hollow knight is my new best friend. how??? how you might ask??? i wasnt interested in finding out about it at all months ago. a friend,,, we did an art trade,,,,,,,,, grimm,,, i had to draw the sexyman,,,,,,,,,,, i was like "wow hes sexy sign me up" and now im obsessed sorry tumblr....

[tanzibat]

TANZI!!!!

BLUE!!!!!!

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[tanzibat]

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Frog and cat ...

Source: facebook.com

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I’m? Crying?

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This took a turn

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Ow my heart

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QmQ

[dragonhardtthegolden]

;-; Imma just go and be right back..*Ugly crying can be heard muffled behind a door* WHhhhhyyyyy 

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Umm…. I’m just gonna… *rushes to my room and grabs a pillow, covers my face with a pillow and cries a lot*

[niko-goat]

Ima go in my crying corner…

[sosopersonalaccount]

If your really a man, try not to break a tear over this. (I did break a tear….)

[tanzibat]

NO NO NO NO NO

WHY DID IT HAVE TO END LIKE THIS MY HEART IS BROKEN

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[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

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#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

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3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[banana-bread-bastard-deactivate]

YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

[eryn-n-g]

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

[everwxtchingeyes-deactivated202]

I’m more of a right beef girl myself, but left beef is good too.

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

3th

[toytowns]

click here to find out your government assigned character crush

[toytowns]

TOP TAGS:

[sherlocktheravencat]

Who the fuck is dex

[pathesis]

O THANK GOD YAS DADDY COME TO ME♥

[tanzibat]

MY FAVORITE

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

Hi so um I’m only just working on “On a Platter” for goretober and um if this is too chaotic from an artistic standpoint you guys can tell me.

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

I’m not done I just wanna like...

...admire her. Arachnix the Charon knock-off. Also known as spider mom. Ok, that’s all, have a good d a y -

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

I, too, like variety in my eyes when I eat them.

[tanzibat]

amaru agrees

OH GOD WAIT I DONT THINK IVE EVER TALKED ABOUT HIM HERE

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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O t h e r F r i e n d s.

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O t h e r f r i e n d s a s w e l l.

[trickydaclownn]

That’s right,

We heard this song,

Over and over

And

Over and over

And

Over and ove-

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

*insert gif of spinel flipping into eternity to the lyrics “over and over and over and over and o

[tanzibat]

at the mere mention of this song it get stuck in my head. as soon as i found it on youtube i put it on loop. now i know all the lyrics by heart, and am memorizing how to play it on ukulele.

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

[boguscantaloupe]

Reese’s

Trucks

I die in my sleep, beating someone to death

Tag: @endless-fluffering @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy @i-am-a-fish @katarinanavane @mothwax-candles

[endless-fluffering]

Sour Patch Kids

Sirens

Uhhh… define “violent.”

@tundra-tiger @dweblenod @nibsthefitmermaid @randomcat1832 @thedoctorsawkwardhufflepuff

[randomcat1832]

Reese’s peanut butter cups

Weeping Angels 

Ummmm…. I hope not???? 

Tagging @kaliawai512 @finder-of-rings @deaderrose @askullandbones @tundra-tiger

[kaliawai512]

Dark chocolate peanut butter cups (though it switches really frequently, whenever I find new vegan candy)

Do skeletons even count anymore? XD

I … doubt it?? I’m not exposed to real-life violence very often. But who knows, I could die in a flaming car crash. I really hope not, though …

Uh … tagging anyone who wants to participate!

[randomstuff7739]

It’s September, that’s close enough

Anything chocolate, caramel, or wafer. Maybe all three.

I also can’t look at skeletons the same way anymore BUT definitely my favorite monster

Uh…maybe. Depends on what you call violent. Hit by a car? Sure. Torn apart by an axe murderer? I’m too busy being at home for that

Tags…eh, I don’t know. @otakugirl5678, @nina-thegamergirl, @saltedcarrots01, @sixlazers maybe

[xninaspace]

Favorite candy: I guess anything sour. I like a lot of candy.

Favorite Monster: Hmm, I guess werewolves. Can’t think of nothing specific. Skeletons are pretty cool tho, I’ve dressed up as one too many times.

Violent Death or?: I really hope not. It’s not like I’d be a target for anything or get in anything risky. 

Thx for tag! :) @oh-my-m-theory @bax-the-hooman @justanotherhalfmonster @clotildesstuff @classysansypansy GO! 

[classysansypansy]

Thanks for the tag! Ooh, uhhhh…let’s see…

Fave candy- M&Ms, prolly.  

Fave monster- Sans counts as a monster…right? He’s my skelly boi

Do I expect to— WAIT WAIT um…what? lmao…hmm I dunno. I don’t have any ‘killer’ enemies and am too afraid of pain (low pain tolerance i guess) to do (ahem) suicide…so do I expect to die a violent death and how so, if yes? Tbh…I have no idea. lmao @graffonti-da-voidskele @charcoal37 @smilingmidnight @undertalefangirlblog @saltedcarrots01 Happy Halloween!

[undertalefangirlblog]

OK!

Thanks for tagging me! I’m literally a lonely smol bean who feels excited about being included in small things like these

FAVORITE CANDY: Anything that says “sweet” on it is my jam. But if I have to choose any favorite flavors… I would choose: cinnamon, caramel, chocolate, vanilla, cajeta (mexican milk candy… it’s truly amazing). 

Now, if I REALLY have to choose only one…

It definitely it’s cajeta. It’s just so sweet, smooth, and milky I can’t-

FAVORITE MONSTER: Skeletons. I have an unhealthy love for skeletons (thanks, Undertale).

BUT!

I also like zombies! They are super cool!

…

And I may be a bit obsessed with Minecraft’s little zombies…

VIOLENT DEATH???: Eh… probably? I’m the perfect definition of “clumsy and stupid”, so… I can end up being the spot of a murderer and not even realize it. Or I would kill myself…

Nah, too coward for that. 

TAGS (I DON’T HAVE MANY FRIENDS ON TUMBLR SO SORRY IF I TAGGED YOU AND YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I JUST… ADMIRE YOU, THAT’S ALL ;-;): @theydrawthings @bop-y @smashy-headcanons @lildreamysoul @bettinalevyisdetermined

[theydrawthings-deactivated20191]

It’s SEPTEMBER

But oh well, go off I guess?

FAVOURITE CANDY:

I like chocolates. Anything sweet. But I don’t like chocolate mint or any mint candies.

FAVOURITE MONSTER:

Ghosts.

VIOLENT DEATH:

Having to be killed in my sleep.

TAGS?

@sundried-tomatoes @sciencetookmydoubts @shayromi @a-2-a @smp1123

[a-2-a]

Favourite candy: dark chocolate

Favourite monster: sans and papyrus …skeletons

Violent death: slipping on something on the floor while holding a knife and ends up stabbing self.

Tags: @skesgo @souls-rpsandocs @bis-cvit @xxkoichiixx @skele-shipper

[xxkoichiixx-deactivated20230411]

oooh!

Favourite candy: CHOCOLATE!!! ANYTHING CHOCOLATE!!!

Favourite monster: Blu- *ahem* SKELETONS!!! XD

Violent death: I hope not but if I do.. umm.. being slowly skinned.. alive and awake.. either dying from shock or blood loss o-o

I tag @skesgo @taytay2656 @supa-yel @theydrawthings @lostmypotatoes!! and anyone else that wants too! <3

[taytay2656]

Lol i never did this XD  Fav Candy: Butterscotch drops (my grandma used to give em to me when i was widdle)  Fav Monster: Red…skelly Red. I mean unless mermaids could be considered monsters too right? Because then it’s Mer!Red i love hahah. Or lamia red..you know if it’s red he’s my fav haha Violent death: NOPE. I’ll log myself out of life before letting that happen fam ;-; I tag @chibi-katarts @izumi-lov3 @lithiumpaintball21@anyone else sorry i forget usernames haha 

[chibi-katarts]

Fav candy: choco cookies!

Fav monster: skeletons and vampires (or the combination of those kinds xD)

Violent death: nope! Nope! Nope! *walks away*

I tag @marco95z @blobtheartist @chipichopi and anyone who want to do this xD.

[neonwolfz39-deactivated20240228]

Fav candy:butterfinger,reese’s and hershey OwO (god I miss eating those chocolates cause you can’t find them in Japan ;w;)

Fav monster:werewolf,skeleton,dragon,kitsune and nekomata owo

Violent death:heck no pls

I tag @devogamer @ask-presidenthaltmann and everyone else who wants to do this ^w^

[stunning-eclipse]

Favorite candy? Hard to say, I really love those tiny Hershey bars I could gorge on them for minutes on end

Favorite monster? The witch! And I’m meaning those classic witches, the green ones with the pointed noses. I’m absolutely obsessed with one and I’d heckin sell my soul to be one I swear-

And I mean… I don’t expect it, but it is possible. I expect Myself to possibly die of cancer or a heart attack or clogging of the arteries (Also kind of a heart attack) so if that classifies as violent then yes I expect it.

Hmm… and I tag my son @starstruck-shadow @thehonorlessravage @tech–savy @mystery–mist and @furbyfab

[archivewarning]

Wow

Anything chocolate

Dryads, from skyrim, awesome tree beasts

Honestly, i think i’d die from doing something stupid, not violently, but something stupid

@cherrycake-gingerstarrs @tomorrowsmania @ohgoditsfover @dontforgettocleanyourmelodica @splattime-rift

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

Dark Chocolate of any kind, but those never get handed out so Butterfingers

Werewolves, but like, the kind that turn into them at will because those guys seem more chill and like they’re in less pain when it happens.

Sure, violent, you never know who to trust. I’d die from being shot a few times or stabbed a few more times, idk.

@kriosv @tanzibat @chatterbox-boxchatter @just-some-random-artist-here @soapfireblog

[tanzibat]

HEATH BARS

wendigo 100%

i don't even want to die LET ALONE A VIOLENT DEATH AAAHHHH

@chemlcalgirl @crysaiph @teenytinyhatkid and whoever else wants to do this!!!

[yourfaveisproudofyou]

Dr. Habit from Smile for me is proud of you!

[tanzibat]

@chemlcalgirl he's proud of you lily

[tanzibat]

i made little paper cut outs of habit, nat, and trevor so i can stick them places...

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[Polteageist? used Astonish.]

[It doesn’t affect HAT KID…]

[tanzibat]

two dr habit yeah oh yeah

[proto-jackal]

peridot is karkat with dirk strider glasses