Sherlockian Cumberbitch

Because Of Reasons

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[neofooturism]

you mean there are people thinking that you can do a synchronized dance like this out of a sudden with no training before?

[rogerdeakinsdp]

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) directed by Beeban Kidron original screenplay by Douglas Carter Beane

[stinastar]

Bond: It won’t open.

Q: Of course it will, put your back into it.

Bond: Why don’t you come down here and put your back into it? — No, it’s stuck. Oh, good. There’s a train coming.

Q: Mm. That’s vexing.

Bond: (Shoots door) I’m through.

Q: Told you!

[mythwords]

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

#every Kafka diary entry

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[grizzly-bear-official]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Mixing sodium with potassium is crazy!

[crazy-brazilian]

The most satisfying sound known to man

[earthgears]

ENLìL Wind turbine

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

seeing this makes it look like such an obvious thing that should be installed all over the place.

[rookiecookie23]

“The turbine is designed vertically with long blades. It covers less area on the ground and is easy to handle. It can easily be assembled and disassembled which makes it durable. Solar panels are fixed at the top of the turbine to generate extra electricity. The device is capable of producing approximately 1 kilowatt per hour of electricity. A single ENLIL turbine can easily provide the average daily electricity needs of two households.

Apart from that, the turbine also contains inbuilt sensors like carbon footprint sensors, to detect earthquakes and IOT platform. The safety and comfort of the city are also ensured.

The turbine can be installed in parks, near seashores, rooftops, households but the roads are the ideal locations for the device. The big vehicles like buses can provide a lot of wind energy. The speeding vehicles on the highway can provide enough wind for these turbines to work all day and night without stopping. The energy generated can be transported to places or it can be used for maintenance of roadways.“ 

-Dhruvika Singh, BuzzOnEarth.com

[lilyrose225writes]

sajdlfkajdslfkjasdlkf

*whispers* genius

[kingscrown666]

I think about these things every single day and there’s NO good reason they shouldn’t already be everywhere

[celebrimbors-backup-anvil]

Y'all it’s named after the mesopotamian god of the wind 😭

[tiktokstowatch]

[rosyish]

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

[wolffyluna]

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

[e-v-roslyn]

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

[salty-rice]

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

[rosyish]

I’m still frothing

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[oceantoyz]

[sosuperawesome]

Felt Cake and Patterns // Ferntales on Etsy

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[omghotmemes]

For the musicians in the back

[stevviefox]

Excellent!!!!

[heroofthreefaces]

“Also one of your tires is losing air but we’ll take care of D Flat.”

“Oh, is that because you found in it that nail in your hand?”

“Look. C? Sharp.”

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

[thebkwyrm]

My 17yo cat starts yodeling for breakfast at 5am. NEVER IN HER LIFE has she been fed before 6:30, but she lives in hope.

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd’s dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

[audhdspacewizard]