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Welcome

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[nerdgul]

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[weirdfandomchick]

How much sleep are you getting?

[nerdgul]

Not enough my guy

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[tetriscat]

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

[dovahzuls-deactivated20160306]

[earthstory]

[humanpersonface]

I clicked sound expecting some tumblr shit where there’s some heavy metal playing or something, but instead it was the sounds of its little hooves clapping against the wet sand as a bird gently cried in the distance and that’s so great.

[weloveshortvideos]

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[saucexay]

“Fuck is you lookin at”

[theeamazoniangoddess]

That’s what they get lmfao.

[fuckthisblogshit]

LMAO

[pinnacleblackice]

That lion is LITERALLY minding its business… And there you go

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

That noise he made when the window was rolled up at the end. Lmaooooo

[50shadesfuckedupp]

I’m both

[surprisebitch]

why did they have their windows rolled down in the first place though like what the fuck

[sixpenceee]

This tree’s reflection was perfect. 

[pax-bromana]

When will my reflection show Who I am Inside

[palpamemes]

If you haven’t seen the .gif

[sonoanthony]

How you miss the most important part 

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[daily-dose-of-doggo]

[tartarsocks]

someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework

me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[bob-belcher]

[weloveshortvideos]

Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

[ciarachimera]

The sneaky fart at the end always gets me 😂

[regalgorgon]

I CAN’T. THE FART. I’M DYING

[zsnes]

roses are red

to you i talk sweet