I am the Sultan

Tashiba, i'm half sultan and half dictator. full-on feminist. cornell grad. ouat lover. and i'm a slytherin so it all makes sense. ps. i love aly.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[antlershade]

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

[a-book-of-creatures]

Very beautiful, very powerful

[kosmogrl]

[bbnotumbl]

[fairyinthetrees]

the feminine urge to just fucking do it yourself

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[sparrowlucero]

enchanted tea kettle dragons

all of these designs are up on my kofi

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[amongst-the-pines]

[ixtaek]

[rpfofficial]

at least im bisexual

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

this too shall pass but that doesn’t make it suck any less right now

[carolsturka]

unpopular opinion but i like it when tv shows have women in them

[figthefruitfaeth]

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

[stars-bean]

Howl's Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[wolfer-aid]

shoutout to the color red