The Life & Times Of Tim

skateboarder for life • record enthusiast • chef on the side • Tim loves movies • writer of things • petter of dogs

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[ocoras-deactivated20180714]

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[securityunit-ese]

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I  bought this:

[securityunit-ese]

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

[securityunit-ese]

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

[securityunit-ese]

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

[mindfulwrath]

the portrait of Doggian Gray

[midi-wizard]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[foodstims]

View this post on Instagram

[biologyisyourfriend]

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

when he pulls out

[billiondollarblog]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This professor gets extra credit.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[maybe-someday-eventually]

OI BRUV U GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THAT TEMPRACHA??

[richardsmoove]

[bellaxiao]

[taliabobalia]

[rooneyloublue]

me as a parent:

[tastefullyoffensive]

LabraThor. (via TrePic__)

[socialistexan]

[forcewakens]

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope