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I want to be as cool as Momtaz when I grow upā¦
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fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brainā“
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1. Both breasts combined. 2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size. 3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn't account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know. 4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb). 5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc) 6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.
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The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since youāre almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.
Suddenly all the people with prosthetics, wheelchairs, implants, and the like are getting the accommodations and help they need without having to be poor or locked away in a care center. This is an apocalypse I can get behind!
The other survivors left us behind.
They said it was nothing personalāthe bus could only fit so many people, after all, and escape would be hard enough without ādead weightā dragging them down.
We understood. The world was ending, not changing.
āShouldnāt we be looking for shelter or something?ā Samantha asked as we sat around a garbage-can fire. (Tao was experienced in making them, from what we gathered, and the flames had grown in no time. We tried to ask him how he knew what to do. He responded, but none of us knew sign language.)
Hank snorted. āWhatās the point? Not like weāll make it long, anyway.ā He rubbed the spot beneath his shirt where we knew his insulin pump to be. āLeast, I wonāt. You folks are welcome to try.ā
No one spoke for quite a while. No one got up, either.
Maria garbled something that I couldnāt make out. Antonio, one of the only able-bodied to stay behind, smiled and patted the armrest of her wheelchair. āIt is kind of like camping,ā he said. āAll we need is some marshmallows.ā
āIāve never been camping,ā Dwayne said quietly.
Samantha grinned. āHey, me neither!ā She held her prosthetic at arms-length so she could reach past me to give him a high-five. He chuckled and slapped his palm against hers.
āWell,ā Monique said, hobbling back to our makeshift camp. She was using what appeared to be a broom as a crutch. āIām officially on my last leg.ā She waggled her eyebrows, and we groaned.
āAnyway, I didnāt find any water,ā she continued. āThereās some Mountain Dew cases over at the gas station, but Iāll need help carrying them back. Doesnāt help that this one got stuck under some debris.ā She gestured down at her stump, which cut off just below the knee. The plastic of her other leg was scuffed and dented.
āYa know,ā Hank said, āif it was real, ya probably wouldāve had ta chew it off or something. Guess youāre lucky, huh?ā
Monique laughed humorlessly. āYeah. Real lucky.ā
Tao startled us with his sudden chuckling. He bent over, wheezing and slapping his knee. He signed something, and began laughing even harder.
We looked to each other, unsure. Then we joined in. Hesitantly, at first, but soon we were clutching our sides and wiping away tears. And for a moment, we could forget.
All of us heard the familiar whirring of robots as they approached.
Through our laughter, none of us cared.
āāāā
They scanned Hank first. We braced ourselves for the blaster fire that would inevitably follow.
But none came.
āIMPLANT DETECTED,ā the bot said, beam stopping on Hankās abdomen. āPROTOCOL-13163 INITIATED. WILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
Hank glanced at us, then back at the robots who had spotlights and guns trained on each member of the group. Then he shrugged.
āSure. Why not?ā
āYOUR DESIGNATION IS NOW FL-237. YOU SHALL BE ESCORTED TO THE REPAIR BAY FOR MODIFICATIONS.ā Two bots took place on either side of Hank, urging him towards their transport.
The treatment was a stark contrast to what weād witnessed from the robots beforeāgunning down terrified people in the streets, setting charges throughout populated areas. We exchanged confused looks.
Dwayne was next. The scanner stopped on his head, focusing on the lump housing his shunt.
āIMPLANT DETECTED. PROTOCOL-13163 INITIATED. WILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
āā¦yes?ā
āYOUR DESIGNATION IS NOW FL-238. YOU SHALL BE ESCORTED TO THE REPAIR BAY FOR MODIFICATIONS.ā
As they took Dwayne away, realization hit us all at once.
āIMPLANT DETECTED,ā the bot said, in reference to the devices curled around Taoās ears. āPROTOCOL-13163 INITIATED. WILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
Tao signed something. Unlike us, the robot understood.
āYOUR DESIGNATION IS NOW FL-239ā¦ā
āāāā
āWILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
āHell yeah,ā Monique said with a grin.
āāāā
āWILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
āYes,ā Samantha said, and I thought I noticed tears in her eyes.
āāāā
āWILL YOU ACCEPT?ā
Mariaās limbs flailed spastically, and a strange shrieking sound built in the back of her throat. The bot cocked its head to the side.
āRESPONSE UNCLEAR. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE ALTERNATE COMMUNICATION IS PROVIDED.ā
Another robot stepped forward, its torso transforming into a holographic keyboard of sorts. Mariaās clenched fist shot forward, trembling as she attempted to steady it. With labored, deliberate movements, she typed, the letters spoken aloud in an automated tone.
āY-E-S.ā
āYOUR DESIGNATION IS NOW FL-242. YOU SHALL BE ESCORTED TO THE REPAIR BAY FOR MODIFICATIONS.ā Two bots took their place on either side of her wheelchair, each of them gripping a handlebar. They began to wheel her away.
The bot turned to Antonio, who was standing ramrod-straight. It scanned him.
āNO IMPLANTS DETECTED,ā it said. Its blaster hummed to life. Those of us that remained flinched, turning away instinctively, unwilling to watch his execution.
A series of shrieks rang through the night, and the bot paused.
Maria thrashed about, letting out more distressed noises. One of her escorts stepped forward, allowing her to utilize its keyboard.
āA-C-C-O-M-O-D-A-T-I-O-N,ā she said. āH-E. I-S. E-X-T-E-N-S-I-O-N.ā
The bot seemed to consider for a moment.
Then its gun folded away.
āACCOMODATION PROTOCAL INITIATED,ā it told Antonio. āYOUR DESIGNATION IS NOW FL-242B. PLEASE ACCOMPANY YOUR PRIMARY UNIT.ā
Antonio stumbled forward, then fell to his knees before the wheelchair. He wrapped his sister in a shuddering hug.
Over his shoulder, I caught a glimpse of Mariaās face, and I could swear I saw her smile.
āāāā
My pacemaker was enough to earn me a spot among the botsā ranks. I was surprised by just how many humans lived in the facility (though in hindsight, perhaps I shouldnāt have been)āI was even more surprised by our treatment. Not having use of recharging stations, we were provided with bunks and dorms. The cafeteria, while somewhat lacking in options, offered all of the nutrition a carbon-based lifeform could ask for.
And then there were the upgrades.
āReal lucky, huh?ā Monique said, taking the seat beside me in the cafeteria. Her robotic legs moved smoothly, fluidly. (āYou canāt even notice,ā sheād said upon first receiving them, before remembering that there were no longer any stares or judgement to hide from.)
āDamn lucky,ā Hank agreed. (If we hadnāt been processed when we were, he wouldāve been dead within a week. Here, insulin was never in short supply; as it turned out, it wasnāt nearly as expensive to make as weād been led to believe.)
Samantha twirled a fork between her fingers, smiling at the satisfying click-click-click of metal on metal. āHey, Dwayne, howād your checkup go?ā
āGreat!ā he said, beaming. āThis new shunt works even better than my last one. Not a single problem since they put it in.ā
Congratulations, Tao signed. He was no longer emaciated, as heād been when we first metāregular meals and a roof over his head really had done wonders for his health. His smile, of course, was infectious as ever.
Antonio approached, carrying his and Mariaās trays. He wore the uniform of a maintenance tech, though it was more of a formality than anything elseābeing responsible for the upkeep of Mariaās machinery was one of the only ways he could fulfill his Accommodation Protocol, nowadays.
Did you remember the pudding? Maria asked, her automated voice clear and pleasant. (We couldnāt begin to understand the exact mechanics behind the chip in her head, and how it allowed her to speakāalbeit through a machine. Nor could we understand the technology that enabled her to operate her wheelchair independently, as well. But we did know we were grateful for it.)
Antonio rolled his eyes. āA āthanksā would be nice.ā
Thank you. Now gimme.
āāāā
I did wonder, occasionally, how the other survivors were faring. If they had found a place to hide from their robotic overlords. If they felt hopeless and abandoned and alone. Their lives had changed drastically overnightātheir world had ended.
But ours? Ours is just beginning. And the ones that left us behind justā¦donāt have a place in it.
Itās nothing personal.
Iām sure they understand.
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So, as people are seeing the pretty extreme antisemitism in the new terf wizard game, it should be noted that this was not a case of "following existing antisemitic fantasy tropes". This was purposeful. The ex lead designer is alt right and ran an alt right "anti social justice" youtube channel. The discovery of this channel and the resulting controversy lead to him later being removed from the project late in development but the main premise of the game was determined by him and others with his views. The core concept of this game is antisemitic and fully intended to be. It is not a case of thoughtless devs or lack of cultural sensitivity. This game is intended to be antisemitic propaganda designed and developed by openly alt right devs.
Troy Leavitt is the alt-right, openly antisemitic, racist and misogynistic developer. His name was taken off the headlines after his "unsavory side" came out but he was in chagne in its early stages. As for the rest of the main credited people: Moira Squier is the game writer, Alan Tew is the director, James Cabrera is the lead producer. The existence of this thing is the product of a team's imagination, and the vile antisemitism, which has been built upon and taken to extremes over time in the franchise is a collaboration. Everyone high up in the dev team either did this on purpose or endorsed it.
To reiterate OP's point: this is not an accident, and it's not the work of a single bigoted individual.
Thank you for the specific names. Yes it was a purposeful team effort and Troy Leavitt went on record as saying that he made WB well aware of his youtube channel and they had no problem with it. He said he was glad they didn't seem interested in pushing a "social justice agenda". He voluntarily left the team due to public backlash to his youtube channel (which he still runs). He was not removed by WB or Avalanche Software. Everyone involved in the project in any kind of higher up position was well aware of his history of alt right work and knowingly endorsed it.
Thank you for the additional information!
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