Au where Batman tells the Justice League his secret identity but totally forgets to explain the 'Brucie eccentric-rich-asshole' act... so the league thinks he has gone completely off the rails.
*Batman entering the Watchtower*
Batman: I told you not to call during the day, this better be imp–
Justice League: *sitting at the table holding hands*
Wonder Woman, patting the seat next to her: Take a seat, Bruce.
Superman, smiling softly: We just want to talk, Bruce
Batman, sitting slowly: About what?
Green Lantern, putting a hand on Bruce's shoulder: Everyone here is your friend, Bruce. We just want what's best for you.
Batman: What are you talking about?
Flash: Bruce, buddy. It's come to our attention that you have been... engaging on some... worrying behaviors...
Batman, blinking:... What?
Green Lantern: We understand this is hard to talk about, Bruce.
Bruce: I have no idea what–
Superman, on the brink of tears: Look, Bruce. Being a hero is hard, no one understands that better than us, but this is... Bruce you have to realize the way you're coping is not healthy!
Flash: Think of your kids, Bruce.
Batman, blood pressure rising: What. Are. You. Talking. About?
Wonder Woman, sighing and handing Bruce a news paper: There's nothing to be ashamed of, Bruce. Nobody here is judging you.
Bruce: *snatching the newspaper and immediately freezing still*
BRUCE WAYNE ON GOTHAM'S RED CARPET WEARING A LETTUCE SUIT!!
'as a silent, yet powerful protest against the vigilante movement that plagues the city' says the designer, Tason Jodd.
Flash: You don't have to, buddy.
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