Snakes&Hounds

Slytherin, House Clegane, Southside Serpents INFJ, Type 2w3, Residing at 221B Baker Street.

[holdtightposts]

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[istaknesya]

I fucking love you

[brooklynllamaqueen]

THIS IS FUCKIN GREAT

[deepperplexity]

🎄 SNAPEMAS - a challenge for Snapedom creators! 🎄

Feel free to join all or pick and choose what challenges you wish to do! :D It’s all in good fun! I will do a few of them or all, I don’t know - guess time will tell! Like I said, all in good fun!

We are coming up on December and Christmas, a Holiday loved by many. But, the question is what Christmasy things are our beloved professor Snape up to? How does he feel about the holiday? What does he do and with whom? O.O

Well, all of that is up to each and every one of you to decide! For this challenge, I give something for each day up until Christmas eve to be included in the story or the subject of the whole thing - interpret it as you wish. Feel free to draw if you want that instead of writing - all creative things are welcome! :D Also, you can write it as whatever date you want in the story - if you want the 6th challenge (6th of December IRL) to be Christmas Eve then write it like that :D Every day can be Christmas Eve or Christmas Day if you wish!

Use the tag snapemas2020 so everyone can find your work for this years challenge! :D I really want to read/see all of the stories/imagines/drawings/things you come up with! Lets spread some Snapelove all around! 

On to the challenge list! *drumroll*

💚 SNAPEMAS  💚

1. Mistletoe 2. Christmas Card 3. Smiles 4. Snow 5. Memories 6. Christmas Food 7. Ice Skating 8. Snowballs 9. Fever 10. Slippery Slope 11. Lanterns 12. Gingerbread House 13. Snowed In 14. Family 15. Snowmen 16. Crackling Fire 17. Loneliness 18. Christmas Market 19. Deck the Great Hall 20. Joyous Chorus 21. Christmas Present 22. Trembling 23. Hope 24. Christmas Party

Good luck everyone and I hope December will be good for you! We are finally reaching the end of 2020! What a- strange year it has been…

💚 Lots of love, and jolly holiday wishes 💚  

DON’T FORGET TO TAG WITH snapemas2020 

(posted 2020-11-28)

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Oh look guys! A Build A Bear!

Slytherin: You know I’ve never actually been in one before.

Gryffindor: The fuck you mean you’ve never been in a Build A Bear?

Slytherin: I don’t know. My parents always said they were a waste of money.

Hufflepuff and Gryffindor: *meet each other’s eyes*

Hufflepuff: WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A BEAR!

Gryffindor: WE ARE BUYING YOU A BEAR RIGHT THE HECK NOW!

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Okay so what are we naming this Toothless Dragon stuffed animal?

Slytherin: I was thinking Draco.

Gryffindor: Of course you are naming it after Malfoy.

[taynuz]

Slytherin: WHAT?! No! Draco literally means dragon... 

Gryffindor: Uh huh. Sure. Anyway. Do you want to record a saying?

Slytherin: I’m sorry....what?

Hufflepuff: You can record your voice into a voice box and it goes in the bear.

Slytherin: .....*turns around and whispers into the box*

[teenscoolest]

[the-cosmic-latte-magical-adair]

Ouch

[rosegolden394]

I mean he’s not wrong

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[the-tardis-in-221b-baker-street]

I work at Build-A-Bear and usually when we’re stuffing a bear we like to have conversation with the guest and so we ask the kids “what do you think your bear eat?” A person I work with said a kid came in and when asked what his Toothless the dragon eats (expecting fish, like the film), he replied with “dead bears.”

[guerrillatech]

[stability]

[acerbicanimagus]

Snapemas 2020 - day 15, snowmen

McGonagall: have you seen that film called Frozen?

Snape: certainly not

McGonagall: so it's about these two girls, Elma and Anne, there's also a snowman called Ollie, and Anne can do magic, but then-

Snape: *eye twitching* it's Elsa and Anna, that snowman's called Olaf and it's Elsa who can do magic

McGonagall: ohhhh so you admit you've seen it!!

Snape: twice

Snape: now shut up

[half-blood-slytherpuff-deactiva]

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

[incorrectemobandquotes-blog]

@thepanicemo

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

@emobandtreasure

[jaylarkson]

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

[yourbrost]

I WISH I COULD MEET @arushipun @illumeenating @museeofmoon @queen-devasena @wannabe-santiago and @daisyinmyheart

[daisyinmyheart]

@yourbrost yesss 🥺♥️

@arushipun @wannabe-santiago @firefromtheether @scarletteflamerald @nooruleman and so many more 💙💙

[scarletteflamerald]

Aww thank you!

I’m not going to list people because I’d definitely forget someone and then I’d feel bad about it, but y'all are the best and I’m so grateful for you :)

And who knows, maybe when the pandemic is finally over we can meet up someday

[mango-pickle]

TO AL MY FRIENDS ON HERE I WANT TO MEET YOU ALL

[one-boring-person]

The best friends I have are online ones soooo

[jawline-of-steel]

I’m not a pedo! And idk what I’d do without internet friends. There are some things that they’ve helped me with more than anyone in person and even now it feels nice to have a friend obligation without needing to set up times to hang out, they’re just right there on your phone.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[radioactive-egg-survivor]

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

[mostlyrickman]

The moment Dumbledore told Snape he had to teach the Slytherins to dance for the Yule Ball...

[gracespdf]

Bullet Journal Pages

Basic

Future planning

Index 

Yearly

Monthly

Daily

Weekly

Trackers

Weight

Exercise

Grade/assignment

Mood

Habit

Savings

Gratitude 

Blog stats

Water

Study

Car maintenance

Sleep

Period

Dreams

Weather

Lists

A-Z - Make a list from a-z of things that inspire you, you love, your favorite _____. Whatever you want!

Movies - Watched/to watch/favorites/review

TV shows - Watched/to watch/favorites/review

Books - Read/to read/favorites/review

Foods/recipies - What are your favorite foods? Favorite recipes? Any recipes you want to try?

Words - Favorite words, words that inspire you, words you love the meaning to.

Favorite blogs - Make a list of your favorite blogs. 

Places - Make a list of places you’ve been to/want to go to. For more creativity draw a map and color in these places!

Currently - What are you currently listening to, reading, watching, feeling, doing, eating, needing, wanting?

Things to try - Want to try some new restaurants, crafts, projects, etc?

Happy - Make a list of things that make you happy. 

Sad - Make a list of things that make you sad. Maybe add things that you do to feel better.

Firsts - First kiss, date, job, house, car, concert, vacation, thing you do in the morning, thing when you get home, teacher?

Rainy day - What are things you like to do on a rainy day? What do you eat/drink? How do you feel?

Bored - What are things you do when you’re bored? Ideas for the next time you’re bored?

Wants/needs - What are things you want? What are things you need?

Songs/artists - What are your favorite songs?

Bucket list - What are things you want to do before you die. 

Advice - What is your favorite advice you’ve given? Received? 

Relax - What are ways you relax?

Questions - What are questions you want to know the answer to?

Fears - What are your fears?

Funny - What are some funny things that have happened to you? What are things you find funny? 

Games - What are your favorite games? What are some games you want to play?

DIY projects - What DIY projects you want to try?

Playlists - Create some playlists for your moods. 

Colors - What are your favorite colors? Color schemes?

Smells - What are your favorite smells?

What I learned today - What is something you learned today? Maybe do this by month/week/day. 

Flowers/plants - What are your favorite flowers/plants? What’s their meaning? Draw doodles of them.

Admire - Who are people you admire?

Things you can’t leave the house without - Or a what’s in your bag list.

Drinks/beverages - What’s your favorite drink? Any drinks you want to try?

Childhood memories - What are some of your favorite childhood memories? Memories in general?

Stationery - What is your favorite stationery? Pens, notebooks, etc. 

I hope you all enjoy these prompts! I might add some if I think of more! X

[haunted-soull]

Dark Academia Bullet Journal

So yes Dark Academia is a genre of fiction I realize that but it is also an aesthetic to many of us internet dwellers who love Donna Tartt and so here are some things I do with my own bullet journal to fit that Dark Academia Aesthetic, of course, a bullet journal is a very personal thing so do whatever you like this is just my personal style and ideas

Scrapbook Style

old/antique photographs

bits of brown paper

pages from old books

pressed flowers

grid paper

photo negatives

polaroids

pieces of lined paper

oddly colored post-it notes

cream cardstock

nature themed stickers

Write in the extra space

literary quotes

poems (original or from someone else)

reading lists/library lists

playlists

movie lists

drawings of plants 

drawings of books

reflections on the week or life in general

overall stylistic choices

try to stick to one color scheme per spread/month preferably earth tones, dark blues, and blacks, neutrals

minimalistic styles work very well 

if cluttered make it somewhat eclectic in texture but uniform in color

generally more simplistic spread styles

leave space for little daily entries and reflections

now go forth and enjoy some good bullet journaling if you have anything to add feel free to reblog with comments I hope this is helpful/inspirational and I will again repeat bullet journaling is super personal so don’t take this too seriously do whatever you like with your bullet journal these are just general tips for those who want to achieve a certain aesthetic

[mynowherenothing]

My heart sighs everytime I read “There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance”