Absolute Tators

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[lilietsblog]

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

[math-is-magic]

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

[huffylemon]

I can’t handle this 🥺

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]

[kounyoukai]

Favorite pokemon of each type (½)

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Luca character designs by Zaruhi Galstyan

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[depsidase]

[eldritchscholar]

#the wild hunt

[thatdisasterauthor]

Whatever this is, I want to participate.

[eurashu]

whats better than one floof, two floofs.. 

[failsyndrome]

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

‘,:)

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

10/10

[snesei-deactivated20230526]

[ultrainfinitepit]

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

[numinous-queer]

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

[spongebob-connoisseur]

[funkyfreakyday]

TOM KENNY IS A LEGEND THANK YOU

[01938271839]

neil hilborn, a place where someone loves you / [deactivated user] / @filmnoirsbian / anne sexton / sonnet by neil gaiman / caitlyn siehl, start here

[xenosmorch]

you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

[partialbirthabortion]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…