Hi.

25+. please send me pictures of your cat

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[crimewave420]

THIS GIRL AT THIS PARTY HAS A BILL MURRAY ASS TATTOO I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

[rikerbeard85]

Why the fuck he look like that.

[crimewave420]

cause I’m turnt the fuck up bitch next question

[crimewave420]

out of all the posts on my account to get a mature content warning how is this still up

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[nnjrwpu]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[highselection]

us nightblogging together the summer of 2011

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[gayporntattooos]

[woodsdyke]

thinking about a lake i hiked to last year that was so small and cute. i jumped in to cool off and swam out to the middle, then looked down and saw trunks of entire dead trees dozens of feet below me and this is how i learned this particular lake is 100ft deep despite looking like a pond

[woodsdyke]

my immediate first thoughts were 1) damn im glad im a strong swimmer because this is a lake that eats people who can't swim and 2) i thought i had gotten past my fear of open water until right now

[woodsdyke]

it looks so nice and deceptively shallow. but she'll get you

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

sleep is kinda like a rhythm game where there's 1-2 hour periods where you feel tired during which you need to perform a 'sleep' action and then if you miss them you stop feeling tired but retain the penalty.

[the-big-mood]

London Tipton teaching us about the PRNDL

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935