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moonrpg

I said mid not bad

doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

doffy2

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

valdevia

A lemon pig has been crafted for the New Year, stay tuned for updates of its development :)

valdevia

Update 1 month on. He's not doing ok

valdevia

Oh.

valdevia

Sorry guys I forgot to check in on lemon pig for a couple weeks

So is it normal for rotting lemons to... grow???

implourium

it is! rotting lemons can expand upon themselves in the right circumstances.

this is commonplace and natural, you've nothing to fear :)

valdevia

Oh phew!

And here I was starting to get worried. Silly me :)

valdevia

So uuh when are the growths supposed to stop :/

valdevia

Starting to get worried. Looks like it might burst...

magicalgirlastarion

limonnazul

POV: you're a gridanian farmer at 3 AM

garaks-padded-cell

Dogsitter just casually sent me this photo as if it isnt the most insane thing ive ever seen in my fucking life

garaks-padded-cell

totallynotgayforyou

Sharing my favourite games list again

A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in

What games have you played

0-20%

20-40%

40-60%

60-80%

80-100%

Voting ended onJun 16

neververy4

very-gay-alkyrion

I was... busy

Feel free to guess which game this is

amiya-shirou

Love that I only played Silksong and still did better than 26% of the list

cerastes

Now, I’m no expert, but if 5 out of 115, or a 4%, puts me in the Top 25, beating the average score of 3, one might draw one of a number of conclusions, but the one I’m leaning most toward is “this list is not at all representative of what it claims to represent”.

#i was like godamn i only played 9 of these i must have fucked up #more than 97% of users #ooooooooh right #were still all human

maddestmao

when ur highkey mentally ill but high functioning so no one believes u

mothtowers

danganronpa dialogue:

"maybe the killer gave them a heart attack by writing down their name. like with a certain notebook from a certain anime."

"h-huh?"

zero escape dialogue:

"and so, mr tortoise continues to believe theres a teapot floating in space because mr hare can not definitively prove him wrong. but what if something like that... applied to the entire world?"

"like how theres no way to prove if youre wearing panties or not unless you offer definitive proof"

umineko dialogue:

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firem4ge

Disco Elysium is the only true Lovecraftian horror game because you can't fight the end of the world. It's going to happen and you just have to live your life in the meantime. Even attempting to understand it drives you to madness and pushes the people near you away. That and, your character has to constantly resist the urge to call minorities slurs. You can't get more Lovecraftian than that.

golfgalaxy

y’all still beat your meat? lol

yassmines

what do u beat

golfgalaxy

evildoers

pangur-and-grim

stop showing it to me

hedjblogr

dailycatsblog

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.