Nothing is important, but everything is fascinating.

Tessa She/Her

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[recklessmoss]

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 . 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐢𝐭

[knifepdf]

absolutely cannot wait to buy this site for like 3 bucks during the next steam summer sale 

[goawfma]

“By February 2020, it will use as much electricity as the entire world does today.”

throw the whole thing AWAY   

[blackhawk-4904]

[nowhites]

if a white person shot up an animal shelter guns would be illegal tonight at 12:00 am

[nowhites]

some goofy gamer white bitch spit on her dog and its causing more national outrage than kids being ripped from their parents and put in cages or mexicans being targeted because of the presidents hateful rhetoric. color me shocked

and yall know i love animals more than life itself but im tired of animals being more important to white people than other actual human lives. what’s the difference between dogs getting spit on and yall going out and shooting animals for fun and furniture decor? let me know

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tumblr was sold today for 3 million dollars to wordpress owner. by verizon. who bought tumblr in 2013 for one fucking billion us dollars lmfao this site is certified anti capitalism its fucking hilarious

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tumblr said 'no one can make profit on this website not even the fucking owners' and by God it kept its word

[twitterlols]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

how y’all look at the (usually) adult man who impregnated her

[delicioustragedycheesecake]

[dreamsensitive]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[profeminist]

Source

[meelothemanly]

the creator of deadpool being explained who deadpool is will still be my favorite of all the memes

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

my dad is having an affair

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

[hamletfucks-deactivated20210821]

if my dad made me wings out of wax and feathers in order to escape our prison home i wouldn’t die

[hamletfucks-deactivated20210821]

rip to icarus but im different

[sprousetwinsblog]

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[mcchillmydude]

God-tier joke my dude

[rainbowgazes-archive]

It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes

[rainbowgazes-archive]

god im glad im not you