better in black than the widows of our enemies

I still haven't found a way to make these less awkward. Chloe - 20 - England - they/her- not quite straight

[merlinsprat]

arthur always knew.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Everybody at this goddamn table is looking at her with heart eyes

And honestly, SAME

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[herhmione]

god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens

[lightwoodsdaily]

Alec, are you OK? I’m OK.

[annerebelle]

Cillian Murphy for Esquire

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

[mirukaiam]

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

[dont-at-m3]

ima just leave these here

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[fashioninfographics]

Decoding dress codes

Via

[writtenbyrain]

I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH BUSINESS CASUAL THE LAST FEW DAYS, BLESS YOUR SOUL

[grayarchon]

as a california native, this post just made me angry. literally all of these are too formal and you’ll never catch me wearing this.

[twofingerswhiskey]

this is so sexist lmaoooo also i’m from BC and i’ve literally never seen anyone in a three piece suit in about 20 years

[invite-me-to-your-memories]

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

[theangelshavethetimeturner]

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

[faded-mind]

#no we don’t

[mariesbookblog]

What

[2ad]

I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no

[minfonica]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[wvrthy]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

😍😍😍

[justflowerslove]

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

[kiskeya-kreyol]

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

She deserves more subscribers

[smashbike]

here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!

support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!

[smashbike]

just look at these!!

if you can afford to, give her some business! businesses like her are much better to support then people like jeffree starr who is a notoriously racist devil.

her makeup is also just generally 100% better and also better for you, as big makeup companies tend to put icky shit in makeup.

tl;dr support businesses like wvrthy! wvrthy, keep being awesome!

[sistermaryfake]

are you fucking serious this entire post is god tier

[followthebluebell]

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

[antique-scarecrow]

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

[loveviera]

I really need a symbiote to hold my tits so I don’t have to wear a bra. 

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is it. this is the best venom related post. everyone else go home.

[jmtorres]

well thats the best explanation for annies venom form

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.