YIPYEE!

Professional tism havers Two mods

[tbh-creature-real]

hello one and all autistics I am your sponsor and resident dumbass TBH

my siblings are @btw-creature and @idkcreature019

[my-castles-crumbling]

You are loved, you matter, I care about you.

Please reblog for all of the people who are feeling hopeless right now.

[btw-creature]

*vampires you*

@tbh-creature-real HELP ME.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[btw-creature]

WHAT?? SIBLING NO.

[tbh-creature-real]

good luck brother:)

[btw-creature]

WHERE DO I GET BLOOD??

[tbh-creature-real]

figure it out! :D

[btw-creature]

HELP ME PLEASE.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[7-eleven-not-real]

Note post cuz I’m bored and need motivation :D

10 notes and I’ll post more cat and tortoise pictures

20 notes and I’ll post some art

25 notes and I’ll post a voice recording I find it funny to say random shit and record it

50 notes and I’ll go exploring in the field by my house and post the ✨trinkets✨ I find in it

69 notes and I’ll tell y’all about the Maurice cult with my friends

100 notes and I’ll actually work on some art

200 notes and I’ll work on an animation

500 notes and I’ll post said animation

800 notes and I’ll make goofy art for friends here on tumblr

10k notes and I’ll try to come out to my mom as trans again

No tags cuz silly

[btw-creature]

*vampires you*

@tbh-creature-real HELP ME.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[btw-creature]

WHAT?? SIBLING NO.

[tbh-creature-real]

good luck brother:)

[btw-creature]

WHERE DO I GET BLOOD??

[tbh-creature-real]

figure it out! :D

[tbh-creature-real]

im tame and im uh. stoopid. or something

[tbh-creature-real]

i hate you

[tbh-creature-real]

:3

[tbh-creature-real]

im tame and im uh. stoopid. or something

[tbh-creature-real]

i hate you

[tbh-creature-real]

Thank you @tbh-creature-real and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

[btw-creature]

*vampires you*

@tbh-creature-real HELP ME.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[btw-creature]

WHAT?? SIBLING NO.

[tbh-creature-real]

im tame and im uh. stoopid. or something

[tbh-creature-real]

i hate you

[btw-creature]

*vampires you*

@tbh-creature-real HELP ME.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[btw-creature]

WHAT?? SIBLING NO.

[tbh-creature-real]

good luck brother:)

[tbh-creature-real]

im tame and im uh. stoopid. or something

[btw-creature]

*vampires you*

@tbh-creature-real HELP ME.

[tbh-creature-real]

no

[scruffy-bunny]

you seem cool i think i'm gonna bother you more

-@buffalony-official

one I'm yippee people think I'm cool!

Two *points at my dieing gimmick that is NC*

[buffalony-official]

i don't really have a ooc blog and i'm not going to make one so i'm just going to interact with everybody on this blog

[scruffy-bunny]

lol fair enough

Wait when you joined Tumblr your first instinct was to become a city???

[buffalony-official]

no but my original blog is just kinda empty rn

[tameable57]

Skill issue image having empty blogs

[deneb-the-star]

couldn't be me

[bulbapedia-unofficail]

me neither

[buffalony-official]

i really need to create more gimmick blogs so i can abandon them in two weeks

[bisexual-airforce]

Hey don't say that your gimmick could die while you still post regularly

[buffalony-official]

if you still post regularly then the blog is not dead

[tbh-creature-real]

tags exist for a reason

[grilde1chesse]

BE FREE!!!

[washington-offical-2]

vampiricram - Twitch

Going live

[washington-offical-2]

Streams back

[the-fr-north-carolina-totally]

forcing you all to join I have you all at gun point

[tbh-creature-real]

one of us does the other kisses everyone but boys