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20 | INTJ | Slytherin | I mainly post monster, dn, snk, dna, bnha, h!e, yoi

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[sportsanimedaily]

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[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this

[thatsthat24]

Don’t turn me or my son ever again.

[minuga-hana]

Kyoto - Daigo-ji Temple (醍醐寺) by cheunwi

[soupsane]

Momomoca [Twitter]

[tooquirkytolose]

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

[yuriky]

[soohco]

なんかおかしいって昨日の御幸でも思ったけどバッティングのつもりだったのにヘルメットわすれてた

心の底からどうでもいいけど小学生とかのときヘルメットのことヘルメって言ってた覚えあるんですがメットって略がメジャー…？？略す…？略さない…？ヘルメットを被らずに自転車などに乗ることはノーヘルって言ってたんだけど全国共通だっけ…？考えれば考えるほどヘルメットってなんだ・・ってなってくるので言葉ってムズカシイヨ

[hyenaspotz]

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

[nicejewishguy]

[05am]

[hutsanddragons]

Oliver Wood called Trump a “Throbbing Turbocunt”

[toooldfora]

[aloulou-travel]

all we need is each other by RobSese

[nekogorogoro]

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

[thebootydiaries]

isn’t that the girl from

[cooleruser]

Why do you have these saved

[thebootydiaries]

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[naotarou]

Do you ever love a character so much that you just

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour