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skeb

> Windows 95 has a 3D screensaver that plays a first-person animation of navigating a brick maze.

> What's important about this screensaver is that it is not an animation, but rather a fully computer-operated 3D game, complete with control mapping that was just never used.

> What you watch is actually live gameplay footage of your computer; it's not pre-recorded.

> AKA, the programmers gave their computers something to do in-between user sessions so it wouldn't get bored. Also, the idea of hanging out with your computer while it plays its own little flash games?? Adorable. 10/10

tcpwitch

spent a number of hours in after school care as a youngster watching this with other kids chanting "smart smart smart smart smart" when the computer would follow the maze well, snd yell "stupiddddd 😭" when it would run straight into a wall

touhoufan3

I forgot I had MS Paint. Um.

weepingwidar

Alberto Regueira (Cuban, 1994) - Reborn (2022)

pride thingy and puppy girl rave day :3

#puppyposting #t4t puppy #puppy brained #puppygirl #pride month

cuntstable

hey look at this anti-tf2 post from an old homophobic christian forum

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gheorughuirg

it knows so many big words :3

ace-trainer-alice

Ok I'll stop calling you 'vassalbait'. I mean, I'll stop calling you it to your face. I can't be held responsible for things that happen in private, your "royal highness". Just, like, don't you think you'd look really cute with wobbling knees and tears in your eyes mumbling an oath of loyalty to me while I smile and grin and promise (lol) to respect your 'independence'. And then I'll get to have fun sitting you in my lap and touching you as a show of power while all your former knights swear new oaths of loyalty to me. It'd be so very cute, don't you agree?