Supercalifragalistic-existential crisis

When life gives you lemons, panic and ask for a refund.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm literally so small

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

i don't like depression advice posts where the writer obviously came from wealth

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

oh moving to new york and starting a publishing company got you unstuck? cool i will try that

[ed-ironside]

[tavo-bell]

“Aw man! This pie doesn’t taste at all like what grandma use to make! I’m must be a terrible baker:(“

Maybe! Or maybe one of many things might be different from the recipe you’ve been trying to follow

Baking is largely both a science, and bullshit. Anything from the altitude you’re at, or the mosture in the air, or the way you’re measuring ingredients (ie weight vs volume) can effect how your final result of what you’re making will come out. A few examples just in my grandmother’s Apple Pie recipe are

Her recipe calls for Crisco in the crust, but Crisco changed their formula in 2007, effecting the taste and texture of the crusts made, so adjustments have to be made to account for that

The Apple tree in her backyard is gone, and no apples sold commonly in stores are similar to whatever random variety she had, and there are over 7,500 known varieties of apples

Not all flour that you buy from the store is the same, and I’m not just even talking about like. Cake flour vs wheat flour. Even in the US the kind of regular baking flour differs depending on where you live, and where it’s sourced from

So will I ever make that Apple pie I remember fondly from my childhood? Probably not! Just gotta figure out my own thing that works.

I dunno why I made this post at 6am. Just shit to keep in mind next time you’re struggling with an older recipe I guess!

[dontcallmebugaboo]

Needed to see this. Thank you :)

[catchymemes]

[captain-snark]

Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?

[lunacornfan2k26]

As a chemist this is instant serotonin

[30-minute-memes]

flash games actually raised me more than my parents did and im genuinely gonna miss them

[cerastes]

You don’t have to miss them, you literally can keep playing them, they are being archived.

Also Newgrounds has been preparing for this for years now and they made their own free software that can still run Flash games.

[as-if-and-only-if]

if you can’t find your favorite game there, try bluemaxima’s flashpoint! they’ve archived over 70,000 flash games! :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bonniebugsy]

[mysharona1987]

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[onlytwitterpics]

[lesbianshepard]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i cant stop laughing

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Look I was panicking for a second too.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scornpios]

From Wikipedia: Familiar stranger

“ A familiar stranger is an individual who is recognized by another from regularly sharing a common physical space such as a street or bus stop, but with whom one does not interact. First identified by Stanley Milgram in the 1972 paper The Familiar Stranger: An Aspect of Urban Anonymity ”

[goawfma]

another industry killed i’ll drink to that 🥂

[tinderventure]

Hol up