BEN with an intelligent s/o. Ben who sometimes purposely acts dumb just to see you light up with excitement to explain. When you ask a question he'll answer wrongly and look like a complete love struck fool listening to you explain. "Oh I didn't know that cutie." "You're so smart baby." Reminder, he is the internet the knowledge etc. He's always correcting other pastas and making fun of them for their lack of knowledge but with you? He acts like it's his first day on earth.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: thought this was a pretty funny idea ALSO new layout what do we think of this one guys... to be honest I was lowk tired of doing the gradient text thing because it takes so much effort on mobile LMAO
Your cravings and need to munch on some tasty snacks was a very valid reason in your eyes. He can't blame you - you were hungry and the bag of chips that had your boyfriend’s name written with sharpie pen on it was the only thing available in the pantry. And now here you are, standing there guilty as charged with your head down, getting scolded like a little child. “But there was nothing else!” you argued.
Jeff held the now empty bag of chips to your face like it was evidence left in a crime scene, “Was this not enough to let you know that it's off limits?” He pointed at his name in bold letters like it personally insulted him.
“I can always buy you more later! Just let me off the hook this once please,” you pleaded with your hands pressed together, puppy dog eyes and a pout to tug at his heartstrings. Jeff scoffed, but you know your boyfriend all too well, all that huffing and puffing meant nothing because he'd let anything slide if it was you.
“You’re such an asshole, y'know that?”
“Yeah, but you love me.” You lean in close and wrap your arms around Jeff's waist, resting your chin on his chest as you look up at the scowl plastered on his face. You flash him a wide and toothy grin as if you didn't devour the snack he was looking forward to eating all day like 5 minutes ago, the crumbs on the corner of your lips and the empty bag that's now on the floor only further testifying the sins you've commit. He deepens his frown in return, though it doesn't hold any malice, especially not with the way his eyes soften as he wipes off the crumbs with his thumb. “Whatever… dumbass.”
TOBY:
“Angel why would you do th-that?!” Toby stared at you with a betrayed look in his eyes, as if he just witnessed you slaughter an innocent family of five right in front of him. If someone were to step into this scene with no prior context, they'd think you did something unspeakable with the way Toby is reacting.
“Baby I plunged my axe into so-some guy's skull thinking a-about those Skittles… I dragged h-his heavy body all the way to the backseat of the truck thinking about those Skittles.” Toby‘s neck cracked, his body twitching as he spoke, “Hell I even p-pestered Tim to drive faster just so I c-can get my hands on that delicious goodness and you betray me like this...” Somebody give this man an Oscar with the way his eyes are tearing up, his voice cracking as he delivers his dramatic speech about his desire to eat the pack of colorful candy he's been hoarding for a couple of days now.
“Toby… it's really not that serious.” He whimpers like a hurt puppy when you dismiss his heartbreak. It is that serious, for him at least.
“Oh my god c’mere you big baby.” You gesture for your butthurt boyfriend to come closer and he does so immediately, damn near pouncing on you because sitting on your lap is a thousand times better than a lifetime supply of Skittles.
Toby makes himself comfortable in your hold as you run your fingers through his messy and wild hair. Even if he can only feel the pressure of you tugging on any knots, you still find yourself being gentle with him. The more you play with his hair, the more Toby melts beneath your hands, nuzzling his face deeper into the crook of your neck.
“You forgive me now?”
“Yeah… They had my name on them though, I can't believe you did that to me.”
Part of you is starting to believe he did all of that dramatic shit just so he can end up in your arms like this. Oh well, not like you're complaining anyway.
B.E.N:
B.E.N can get petty—very petty—if food was involved. You've been here for what feels like hours trying to get your boyfriend's attention but nothing is working - you ate a bag of peach rings that he was saving for later and now he's giving you the silent treatment. You can‘t really blame him, his name was written on it for a reason, you'd be pretty pissed if the same thing had happened to you.
You tug on his arm, nearly whining when he continues to click away on his computer without paying you any mind. Part of you is impressed to see B.E.N, of all people, carrying such a stoic expression but it only makes things worse for you.
“I said I'm sorry! I didn’t think you'd like peach rings that much…” You pout and bat your lashes at him in hopes of swooning him into empathy but it doesn't work and the feeling of not making any progress rips your heart into a million pieces.
Little did you know… B.E.N was over those peach rings a while ago. He was only putting up an act for so long because seeing you desperate for his attention was cute. The amount of times he had to bite back a smile without getting caught was undesirable for him, any more and he'll crack. At this point he's very close to giving up and kissing your adorable face all over, he can only last so long.
He's only a man after all—a very lovestruck one—what a horrible boyfriend he'd be if he continued ignoring the love of his life who is practically withering away without his affection (it was affecting him more than you). With a sigh, he finally turns to look at you, and the way your face lit up nearly made him sob. Without a warning, B.E.N launches forward, tackling you onto the ground while apologizing over and over again, peppering soft kisses anywhere he can get his lips on in between each profuse apology.
“I'm so so so so sorry baby I'll never ignore you EVER again.”
“Ben, sweetheart, you're holding me a little too tig—” “—I love you so much baby you don't deserve to be ignored ever. I'm an asshole. Biggest asshole to ever asshole in existence.”
I have a crazy idea. Something with B.E.N. Jeff and Dark Link.
Like, what about their s/o that makes the prettiest sound ever in bed but then she does it only once either cuz idk she’s embarrassed or she just can’t do it again ?? I can just imagine Ben almost crying to make her do THAT ONE noise but he can’t get it right omg. And Jeff being offended cuz he didn’t manage to do it ?? And dark absolutely ABUSING it once he manage to find the way to make her do that again ??
Omg I’m so inspired. I’m Shakespeare fr fr. Okay limey out 👅✌️
-🍋🟩
— SOUND SO SWEET !
✧*.creeps trying to get you to make noise in bed.
Author's note: for it's length, this took me way too long to write but at least I finished it (gotta feed ma chérie after all 😼) got a little busy these past couple days but I'll get back to answering requests now.
Pairings: Jeffrey Woods, Behavioral Event Network, Dark Link x reader
Warnings: VERY SUGGESTIVE CONTENT 18+
JEFFREY:
-Jeff naturally expects you to make a lot of noise because he's cocky and overly confident in his abilities. He won't be offended if you don't moan like crazy right away, but he does puts in a little extra effort because he's convinced he can pull a couple noises out of you.
-You are not escaping this man I fear because he won’t stop until he hears you make those sweet sounds for him again. He's such an ass about it too because he's gonna be all up in your face boasting about how he did that, how he‘s the one making you feel so good. He'll even force you to say it yourself just for the sake of embarrassing you.
-Keeps replaying the moment you finally gave in to the pleasure in his head over and over again.
DARK LINK:
-Takes all night a little too seriously. If he sets his mind on achieving something, he won‘t stop until he gets it.
-It's an intense experience because you can feel his undivided attention - he'd force eye contact, pay close attention to what your body likes most, if he does something it's done consciously and intentionally. Completely silent too, it makes you squirm being in such a vulnerable position under someone so serious and determined to unravel you.
-Unlike B.E.N, you are the one getting overstimulated because as soon as he finds a way to make you loud, he's abusing it immediately.
B.E.N:
-B.E.N doesn't mind if his partner is quiet in bed but he would get desperate for you to make those noises again. He's making that shit a life mission, putting his all into this just so he can hear you once more.
-Like I'm telling you bro is locked in. You can even see the moment he starts taking shit seriously - he's pushing his hair away from his face, his back straightening, mf is cracking his neck and knuckles like he’s about to participate in an Olympic sport LMAO.
-Does not shut his mouth. He's constantly checking up on you, asking if you like what he's doing, trying to see what your body reacts to the most and focusing on it in hopes of something happening. Ends up overstimulating himself but it's worth it.
Ben who gets the "zoomies" when you give him a kiss
Imagine. You're doing your own thing, chilling in your room. He comes over recording and asks if he can have a kiss. You're too focused on what you're doing, quickly pecking his lips and he shouts, and starts running down the hall, you hear his joyful shouts from the room, a small smile curving on your face. He trips, before stumbling back to the room. Blood from his eyes leaking, a goofy grin revealing his sharp fangs, his beaming. His cheeks are pink and he looks like a grinning school boy who just asked his crush to be his girlfriend. It was just a small peck but he absolutely loved it. He loves getting affectionate from you.
could i request toby, ben, jeff, and x-virus, with a nonbinary reader whos decently smaller than their partner, like, skinny and short ig, or just short/just skinny, :D
— SHORT N SWEET !
✧*.creeps with non-binary!reader that's shorter and skinnier than them.
Author's note: as a short and skinny person this request was right up my alley. I decided to do both but I focused more on the height part :)
Warnings: suggestive nearing the end of Jeff's part but I think that's about it. Besides the obvious and inevitable short jokes of course.
TICCI TOBY:
-Constant cuteness aggression. He doesn‘t mean to belittle his partner or make them feel any less capable because of the way they're built, Toby is naturally cautious with his touch around people because of his strength, and when there's a noticeable size difference it just makes him handle you like fragile glass even more.
-Always picks you up, no headstart. You could be minding your own business and suddenly you're in the hold of a large grizzly bear (Toby). When you ask him why he says it‘s because you're simply very ‘equippable’ … whatever that means.
-Loves it when you two share his hoodie, like when you shimmy your way through while he's wearing it. You can easily fit and it just makes it easy to kiss your face and keep you close in his bone crushing hold.
B.E.N:
-He's also on the shorter and skinnier side so he can‘t be talking really. There probably isn't a crazy size difference between you two but he has an advantage which is floating, so he pretends like he’s taller but he isn't that far off.
-Constantly makes jokes about your height and teases you about it. He's a hypocrite LMAO. He does stop if it upsets you though. Don‘t let all those jokes fool you though, he finds you insanely cute.
-Loves having you sit on his lap while he games or does whatever a computer virus does - just having you sit on him as he trails his fingers up and down your arm or thigh as he rests his head on your shoulder. Constantly tells you he's gonna put you in his pocket and keep you there.
JEFFREY:
-You'll never hear the end of it. Constantly makes fun of and pokes at you for your height, even tells you to put on a little weight so you can beat him up in a fight. He's an asshole but he doesn’t mean it that way. If you put him in his place or express your discomfort towards him making comments like that about your body he'll back down a bit. Steals a couple things and gives them to you as an apology but he won‘t stop calling you short. He's like a cat bringing his owner the most random shit, it's his way of saying sorry.
-Constantly rests his head or shoulder on top of your head. Please don’t ask him to get anything from a high shelf or to open any jars, he'll do it, but it costs a billion jokes about how you‘re as tall as a midget.
-He secretly loves it because it's easier to manhandle you into any position he wants.
X-VIRUS:
-Liam doesn’t care about his partner's appearance so he's the most normal about it. Doesn’t make any comments regarding it but he does find himself always looking out for you in public because it'd be harder to find you in a crowd… yeah you’re never escaping the treatment that short people get.
-It annoys him a lot when other people comment about your height or weight, he's quick to cut it off and take you out of the situation.
-The safest person you can be around when it comes to appearance because he never points out anything about it. One thing he does like is holding your wrist, he doesn’t know why he likes it so much but he does.
OMG TWINNN I JUST WENT ON WATTPAD CUZ I WANTED TO READ YOUR BOOK WITH ALL THE LINK X READER SMUTS BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY OF YOUR STORIESSSSS OMG NOOOOO
mannn I can’t find these here either I loved them so much especially the one where they were cooking and the one where he got jealous and ate her out against the door 😭😭😭
HOLY SHITTTTTT YOU REMEMBER THAT????? NO WAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYA i’m gonna revamp it right now and publish it for you i KNOW i have it somewhere
I GOTCHU IM SORRY i retired from wattpad it’s such a strange place now lmfao but don’t worry i have it still so lemme get to work just for you pookie
Can you perhaps write something with Ben jeff ej dark link and lj ?? Imagine reader killing someone for them ? Like let’s say they are in a mission and like they’re about to get hurt by someone and she just happened to be there and kill that person before it could reach them and then she freaks out cuz she’s not a crp please
TYYYYY ! 🩷
—WOULD YOU KILL FOR ME ONE DAY?
✧*.the creeps reaction to you killing someone for them
Author's note: some of these requests got me foaming at the mouth. You guys are gonna get fed GOOD this summer.
Pairing: Behavioral Event Network, Jeff The Killer, Eyeless Jack, Dark Link, Laughing Jack x reader.
Warnings: murder, mentions of blood, mentions of a dead body, hint at cannibalism in Jack's part.
JEFFREY:
-He never expected you to go as far as killing someone for him - he knows you love him, but this just seals the deal for him.
-Something about seeing you covered in blood after such a gruesome act gives him an instant boner. He's disgusting, nothing new. Drags it on because he genuinely can‘t believe it happened - making flirtatious comments about how good you look covered in blood, how hot it was seeing you go for someone’s throat just to protect him and keep him safe. Your genuine panic bursts his bubble though and he then realizes that not everyone exactly enjoys… taking other people’s lives, he'll attempt to comfort you through it, try to convince you that it's fine (it's not)
-His tone gets surprisingly soft, and so does his touch. He'll hold your face gently and let his voice keep you grounded.
-Let’s you fall asleep in his hold that night without his usual complaining because he knows it was a scary experience for you. Low-key reminds him of when he killed his parents. Even if it felt good for him in that moment, the guilt eventually gnawed away at him and he'd wished someone was there to hold, guide, and comfort him after that. His wish might've not come true, but at least he gets to comfort you through this traumatizing experience.
B.E.N:
-It catches him so off guard he doesn't even know how to feel or what to do at first. Probably because he didn't think you'd have it in you, and probably because he didn't expect himself to enjoy it this much.
-He'd bite back the teasing and save it for another time. It's a surprise B.E.N knows that certain things shouldn’t be said during certain times. I think he's evolving guys.
-He's quick to pick himself back up and check on your well-being immediately. He's not exactly the best at comfort but he tries to take your mind off of it. Tells you that it's fine, that he doesn’t think of you any differently now, that he's here by your side even if it's hard to get over what you did.
-He knows his words aren‘t enough, which is why he resorts to video games and movie marathons to keep you from dwelling on what happened.
EYELESS JACK:
-Dead body aside, he's immediately worried about you. After making sure that you weren‘t physically harmed during the process, he prepares a bath for you to wash off all the blood and grime. You aren‘t allowed to lift a finger, he's washing you himself. Although very quiet while doing so, his touch is both gentle and firm to keep you grounded.
-A bit upset you put yourself in danger like that. When he finally speaks up it's to remind you that he was perfectly capable of protecting himself, but he doesn’t press too hard because he knows that scolding is not what you need in a time like this.
-Is the most understanding out of the bunch because he doesn’t enjoy murdering people himself but his… strict diet doesn't give him a choice to do otherwise.
-He doesn’t leave you alone after that - always lingering close behind and if he's busy, he orders a creep that he trusts to stay with you.
DARK LINK:
-A little similar to B.E.N, he doesn’t exactly know what to do at first. How do you comfort someone after they just murdered somebody? He doesn’t even know how to comfort you under regular circumstances but he's not heartless enough to let you deal with this alone - laying your head on his chest and holding you close even though he‘s standing there as stiff as a board.
-Soft words aren’t his strong suit and neither is gentle touch but what he does know how to do is condescending praise 😼 His words don’t match his tone, he's holding you a little too roughly for someone who's trying to be caring, he's staring down at you with a faint and almost mocking smirk on his lips.
-He hovers closely after that, not wanting to leave you alone with your thoughts. The thing is your boyfriend isn‘t always this… caring if that's what you want to call it. It's not like he's a piece of shit to you on a daily basis but you can feel the difference in the way he's dealing with this compared to usual.
-He doesn’t let anyone else around you - he might not know how to exactly cheer you up but he'd rather do it himself than have someone else do it for him.
LAUGHING JACK:
-I fear he wouldn't really understand the gravity of the situation at hand. He knows that killing isn’t good but he doesn't really care for that. Instead, he tells you that he's extremely proud of you, giggling and fangirling about you protecting him and being his knight in shining armor.
-It's gonna be a little too overwhelming with the way he keeps talking about how you're ‘just like him now’ and the insanely tight embrace he's keeping you in. Constantly reminding you of what happened even if he doesn’t intend to, at least like that.
-He is just very happy and proud but you'll have to yell at him to stop doing whatever he's doing because you are not in the mood for his antics, especially after going through something like taking someone’s life.
-He's like a kicked puppy after but he just can't let you have your personal space :( you’ll be curled up in a ball in your bed and he'd be sitting on the ground with the biggest frown and puppy eyes ever, his giant claws inching closer and closer to hold your hand even if you don‘t really want him around. A clown with abandonment issues, what can I say. Instead of comforting you, you're going to be the one comforting him. He understands that he messed up and tries to fix it by sharing his stash of candy with you, and giving you a little show - showing off his magic tricks and making hundreds of balloon animals just so you'd look at him again.
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