Careful whit the cat boy, it will bite

I'm sorry if I share something with you accidentally, it activates on its own in my fone for some reason :<

[team-lambda--spmie]

SPMIE is a fictional group that I just decided:it sounds cool, I like the idea, I'm doing this.

Because my current pinned post doesn't clarify anything about my blog I'm making this post.

It means:

Study and Protection of "magical"(etc) and inofensif(non agresif) entities.

And I have a character (kinda self insert) that is canonicaly writing this blog, because of reasons that might be talked about in the future.

And you can either ask questions which will be answered by me or by my (kinda shelf insert) character or send me concepts for me to create characters from them.

I will try to remember to use a tag for when out or in character.

~~~~~~~~~

I have a new blog, @astros-draws , go there if you want to see more of my art, or to ask questions.

[epicsause-official]

to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition

[parasiteeve]

JERMA DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH..

[ooccoo]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[sapphicjigsaw]

This edit of it will never leave my brain

[team-lambda--spmie]

WHY DOES THE SHARE BUTTON ACTIVATE ON ITS OWN?????

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

The Mummy's Curse

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[stephendann]

Well, AI just knows the rules, and how to play them....

[geekandmisandry]

AI: you know the rules.... and so do iiiiiii

[the-right-writing]

Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooo

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes for your genre

Average weather for your setting

[itsapmseymour]

i want tits

here's a nice pair for you

[soulferox]

I think they mean milkers

[itsapmseymour]

Ah my mistake

Here you go

[dastump]

nah, i think they want Boobies

[itsapmseymour]

Man you people really like birds

[kittykatchao]

udders.

UDDERS.

[itsapmseymour]

Tsk tsk, relentless crowd are we

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

OP I think they're looking for shoulder boulders.

[itsapmseymour]

Shoulder boulders… AH YOU MEAN PAULDRONS

They are quite shapely like boulders

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

FOR CRYING OUT

[itsapmseymour]

Maaaaaan y’all can’t make up your minds

Fresh off the grill

[shadowsageingempress]

No, I want a massive rack

[itsapmseymour]

Get a load of the rack on this one

[team-lambda--spmie]

I think they mean big naturals or unnaturals... I dunno.

[valtsv]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

[team-lambda--spmie]

Some things have instead of two spirals, like DNA, have three, this causes the life forms to have more genetic variations.

[wheeloffortune-design]

you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"

[sharkangelic]

Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time

[animate-mush]

Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you're back you must just be that got-dang good at your job

[lasrina]

Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you're not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.

Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you're doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.

Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren't there to steer them right.

So don't buy into the idea that if you're not working 480 minutes a day, you're not doing enough to get paid a day's wages. That's the capitalism talking.

You're a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.

[sharkcougarhawksnakescorpion]

My grandad worked nights for the railroad, and he liked to say that he got paid for what knew, not what he did. There would be nights without a single train, but someone had to be there to make sure that any train that came by was on time and on the right track. It could be so slow the guys set up a projector and watched x-rated films on the clock. OP, I think your okay.

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[ninjasmudge]

doodles of a lamb and their horrible cat

[yaoiboypussy]

Do you like porn?

[team-lambda--spmie]

Bunch of chairs clipping through the floor

Clasification: objects

Danger level: - - - - - -

Description: A bunch of old office chairs that Jerry was supposed to dispose of, but for some reason he thought it was a good idea to leave them in the same room as the Space Time research group, and leave them whit out supervision, and now there are bunch of chairs clipping in the cafeteria.

[team-lambda--spmie]

No, seriously if someone is dumb enough to leave something that shouldn't in our vicinity it is ON THEM, we are the ones that are known for doing dumb shit all the time.

[team-lambda--spmie]

The grimace curse

A curse that when you drink a grimace shake [---------data erased----------].

Team lambda got rid of it by sending it to another dimension after interdimensional incidet 470V.

Proper punishment was put in place after failed attempts to bring it back, because "that is their problem now " is not a valid excuse.

In my defemse we all wanted to try it out whithout dealing whit THAT. Also those fuckers sent us an unkillable lizard, they deserved it, it is not my fault that the curse jumped dimensions and cannot be found.

[astros-draws]

The tumblr share button gives me so much anxiety, because after I reblog something it just opens and im so stressed abut accidentally sendig something to someone.

[astros-draws]

Oh no