*Tells a bad pun*

Lyd //22// she/they // crocheting stem bitch

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

[mintbees]

Grim reaper, seeing his task for today: omg slay queen 😳

[aubrey-plaza]

it’s the met gala tonight so time for me to slip into my favourite persona

[handgf]

slay

[orchidboy]

•_•_• ← freak of nature (when he looks up at the sky there are twice as many stars as usual)

[iitsnotme-123]

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[transfemininomenon]

[misa-ndry]

mommy issues are infinitely more interesting than daddy issues cause daddy issues are always just obvious he’s a supervillain while mother daughter relationships are extremely complicated and nuanced and oftentimes you’ve gotta bring grandma in too for the full picture

[azulapropaganda]

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

[azulapropaganda]

[forthegothicheroine]

In fairness to King Kong, if I had a tiny adorable primate in my hand I would also be very resistant to someone taking it away from me.

[forthegothicheroine]

We all assume it was romantic, but maybe when King Kong looked at her he was seeing this:

[vermin-disciple]

Something like this really happened a couple of years ago at the Mefou Primate Sanctuary in Cameroon, run by Ape Action Africa (AAA).  A western lowland gorilla named Bobo befriended a bushbaby for a couple of hours before releasing it back into the forest. 

(Source)

According to AAA’s Facebook post (where you can also find additional photos and video): 

Our silverback gorilla Bobo made a surprising new friend this week – a wild bushbaby! Caregivers discovered him cradling the tiny primate during their morning checks, and were amazed to see him handling it with the utmost care – proving that gorillas really are the gentle giants of the forest. Bobo’s group-mates were desperately curious, particularly his favourite female Avishag, but he kept them all at a distance, making sure that no one disturbed his new friend. Bushbabies are usually nocturnal so it is very rare to see one, and even rarer to witness this kind of interaction. The little bushbaby was happy to play in Bobo’s arms, hopping off to explore the grass nearby, before returning to Bobo’s hand. When the game was over, Bobo walked purposefully off on two legs to deliver his friend safely back into the trees.

Incidentally, the western lowland gorilla (which has the best species name of all time: Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is the largest primate in Cameroon, and the bushbabies happen to be the smallest primates in Cameroon.

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[amazoogle]

Every Grain of Sand RANKED. first up, grain #40,786,148,633 from Laguna Beach, CA. not much to say about this one. our verdict: boring!

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[sufficientlylargen]

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

[captainkevinriley]

[marisatomay]

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to