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(i follow with neoncitygirl)

[sockiepuppetry]

the idea of Starscream and Fluttershy low-key kinning eachother is soo funny

(Just ignore what happened in the cross-over comics lol)

[artanogon]

“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun

[ophanic]

snoopy is from ancient sumerian times

[virgin-martyr]

patron saint of unhinged women in nightgowns

[vnusplanetoflove]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

[grox]

[jugn00-deactivated20220212]

next year i will be more insane

[funnytwittertweets]

[weaver-z]

As Bed Bath and Above, so Bed Bath and Below

[4444444444]

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

[dsmsix]

clap if you know the dread

[neotrances-deactivated]

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

[neotrances-deactivated]

he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[lauralot89]

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

[cowboy]

I fucking hate my friends all they do is pull out the goddamn duolingo app . My friend was literally tripping on acid the other day and was like bro I need to do my duolingo today help me do it 😭

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

[anarchocapitalismkills-deactiva]

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

[chacha-tortuga]

[wlwrising]

dj djungelskog

[astraldemise]

murder cheat and fuck your way through boston so god destroys it like she did with sodom and gomorrah

okay ! i will. what prompted this though

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i forgot ppl are legit attracted to anime boys and i saw someone say "LOOK AT HIM. y'all need to appreciate him more😡" like girl... he's lines

[celestialeyeshine]