nice

hi i'm ally im 26 and im jus chillin she/her

[4mookiecookie20]

i try to be nonchalant but i've only ever known being dramatic

[iliothermia]

y'all remember when we glomped?

[faun-grove]

[mont-ventoux]

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

[yellow-cat]

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[wormsermonizer]

ive heard of em

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

SAUCE AND PROTEIN, VEG AND RICE

FEELS SO FILLING, TASTES SO NICE

VEG AND PROTEIN, RICE AND SAUCE

HELP BRING BACK WHAT ONCE WAS LOST

[lovetechnique]

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[weird-goodbyes]

never give up on your dreams. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are dating. that's not a dream come true for either of them or any of us, but it does prove that things you cannot even fathom of happen every single day. So, why not your hopes and dreams?

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.