The Elven Witch

23 - pretend elf - who practices witchery - tattoo [artist] by trade - and loves animals, snow, the forest, old art, all things fantasy.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[faith-r-e-d]

we’ve reached the ultimatum

[extremely-unlikely-deactivated2]

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

[adventures-in-fadewalking]

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

[catherinedesilver]

HATS!

[fjtrickster-blog]

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF HATS!!!

[ssorionrigel]

WHAT EVEN?!

[yokonodara]

BEST SHIT EVER!

[loverofpiggies]

I NEVER GET SICK OF THIS EVER

[thorinds]

From one king to another 

[thepickitywitch]

oh, that look… my man does that look very well…

[spockemon]

[patricia8z-deactivated20161224]

My reaction to people who actually ship Rey and Kylo Ren

[artsyneurotic]

how something can melt my heart and break it at the same time

[dudeyoureavegetarian-blog-deact]

When is it an inappropriate time to quote The Room?

never

there is no inappropriate time

always quote this movie

anyway how is your sex life

[teatimelovely]

My life. All day every day.

[teatimelovely]

I have come to realize I need more friends...

[halfelves-deactivated20161026]

[teatimelovely]

<3 if i could be anywhere.

[celestial-beard]

I have been meaning to make these Gifs since the very first movie

(original GIF’s by OldBlueEyes)

[teatimelovely]

Omggggg

[emerald-eyed-elf-deactivated201]

[dangerous-muse]

[thereisapegasusinmygarden]

Thinking I was emotionally ready to watch BoTFA for the second time

My subconscious going all:

and then it starts and I’m lik(e:

and then we get to this part (not EXACTLY like that, but well..) :

and I just:

but then we get to the part when Thranduil breaks Tauriel’s bow…

IT BEGINS (AGAIN)

[thranduilfanfictioner]

Modern day The Hobbit and LOTR character outfits, via LOTR universe.

[clayaikenofficial]

MasterChef Junior T Shirts now on sale!

[teatimelovely]

This read my fucking mind.

[madfuryosaarchive]

Part 1/_ of the Mirkwood Elves

(This is stupid but here it is) Having observed Tauriel and Kili, Thranduil’s overall dislike of Dwarves manifests its way into their conversation and he unexpectedly gives Legolas an education of what he does and does not find rude.

[teatimelovely]

Ahahaha~ I just fucking can't. ;u;

[arofili]

No parents I don’t want to socialize I want to cry about Kili and Tauriel

[teatimelovely]

Oh these feels. I wept on the couch for an hour and fell asleep after coming home. Next day I felt like I lost a part of me. #overdramaticfan? Yes.