SSSSSSECRET ZOMG BLOHGG

Tranz guy with annn affinity for the undead and zztuffzz! Petre/agere/kin blogzz.. Bodiezzz 18.. name iz zomg.. he/rot/lizard pronouns, sfw interaction only plzzz

[softpawpup]

⋱ ― ♱ . RURAL REGRESSORS MIGHT LIKE... ♱

catching bugs and fish and critters of all kind

fruit gummies

swimming in lakes and ponds and rivers

sunshine coming through the leaves on trees

splashing in puddles

leaving all the windows and doors in the house open on the warmer days of the year

trampolines

getting a lil' muddy during playtime

taking in all the stray dogs

fresh lemonade, sometimes too bitter and sometimes too sweet

running down the dirt roads

reading with a flashlight

camping in the backyard

cheering on the barn cat

falling asleep in the truck

[h3yitzblue]

Reblog with a food that helps you regress/makes you nostalgic!

For me, it's hamburger helper! :)

[technically-a-zombie]

just bought sum juice today, dis is best dinosaur juice

[baby-boy-pup]

Jesse VanHorn CG! Headcanons!!

This was a request!! I read a few fics to help me get a feel for his character cus I hadn’t read any before that!! Enjoy :>

Jesse loves to spoil his little. Everything you ask for, he provides. Maybe you want a new binky, one of the fancy deco ones. He lets you scroll on his phone and pick one out, and just like that, within a week, you’ve got a fancy new binky.

He has so many nicknames for his little!! For my little boys, he calls them buddy and bear and bubba. For my little girls, he calls them sweetie and princess and honey!

He tells everybody at work he’s got a sweet little kiddo at home. Of course, nobody knows you’re a regressor, but they just accept the fact Jesse takes care of someone and loves them unconditionally.

He never gets mad when you lash out or get angry. He knows you have a hard time with emotions, and that’s certainly exacerbated when you’re little. He soothes you the best he can, and gives you space when you need it.

He loves physical affection, cuddles and kisses being his go to. He loves to hold you when you guys are watching tv, and carry you bridal style around the house.

He makes some good ass pancakes. He puts chocolate chips in them just for you, swirling the designs with different food colorings to make it cute and silly for you.

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Okay guys, hope you enjoy this one!! I had fun writing it. I’m so bogged down with college work, it’s not quite as long as my other stuff 😔

[purely-angelix]

Take a drive with me, kiddo. The backroads are calling our name. 🧭

🛻 The car stays in park until everybody is buckled. That includes your stuffies, set up in the back seat with a little blanket over their lap, and the seatbelt safely clicked into place. Just like you. Your seatbelt across your lap and your chest, keeping you safe on the road.

💨 Rolling down your window to stick your hand out and feel the wind push it backwards. The tingles on your skin when you pull your hand back in and suddenly there's no more wind.

📻 Blasting your favorite music from the radio, turning it up so you can feel the music in your bones, the seats vibrating under you.

⛽ Stopping at the gas station, not just to fill up the tank and to go potty, but to snag your favorite snacks and drink at the fountain. Maybe an icee or a slushie! Staining your tongue red or blue or green!

🛩️ Watching the airplanes fly in the sky right over the car.

🚜 Counting how many cows you pass and making a little "moo!" Sound every time you pass one! Trying to spot the calves hiding with their mamas in the tall grass of the pasture.

🗺️ Taking off your shoes the second you get into the car or truck so you can get comfy. Sitting criss cross so you can see out of the window better, your blankie tucked so it doesn't touch the floor and get dirty.

Asks are open/Reblogs welcome

[technically-a-zombie]

Miss home real bad :(

[rattlingcudgel]

Puffin Rock

Main Themes: N/A

I’m on a roll today!!!!

[littletinybuggy]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!

My job has been giving the worse hours ever! And I really need to pay for my university before the next semester:(

I’m taking commissions as low as 5 dollars!

I only accept cash app! And Vemno!

[this-is-alterhuman-joy]

Taking a nap on your bed but basking in the sunlight with your space heater on

this is alterhuman joy

[technically-a-zombie]

Moodboard for a shenandoah salamander kiddo missing home and their gramma's cooking real bad, another super super self indulgent moodboard.

[bloorazz-berry]

Caaan zomg get a zztimboard for... melaniztic axolotlzz pleeeaze ? /pos

yup! 😊

axolotl stimboard!! 🐟🌿

I hope u like it!!! 💙

[technically-a-zombie]

I made this ! Mainly for me.. but, if anybody else likes it, then cool :))

Moodboard for Jesse Van Horn taking care of a sleepy lizard kiddo who likes glow in the dark stuff and stars! The lizard in the photo is a web footed gecko !! Thinking of making a fic to go with the moodboard too.. lmk if anybody other than me would like that :))

[flutterpups]

hai fwens !! i made a depop for agere things im selling its @/flutterpups mainly plushies rn but i'll be making bracelets n more in the future :3 ive been strugglin 2 find a job n i dont wana give up my plushies but i rlly need the money 2 get dental work done :<

here are sum of the ones i hav up rn !! they're $7 - 30 wif spidey ( frm disneyland ) n cinna ( $18 ) bein more expensive n i will include lots of stickers !!

[sunnimals]

Rollie Pollies (Pill Bugs), with monochrome colors, and a rose/rock and roll theme - for @sadbearsplayroom

[olliepuppy]

ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ Arthur Morgan careguiver Moodboard 🦌

[nerdyagere]

Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

- na-