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FUCK

[mf-dude]

[pagingmrhermann]

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[phillip-bankss]

when the doordash arrives and the outside of the bag smells like cigarettes

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[mothcub]

Seagulls are fascinating creatures.

[loveridden1999]

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[flipchild]

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[superchat]

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[fullauto-armsnotaigns]

Wars over, son.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[silentgarfield]

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem