Sanguine Sauté @wackadoojibbering - Tumblr Blog

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

Recently reached master ball rank in pokemon TCGP with my jolteon deck! She reminds me of my cat who also loves chewing wires lol

lovesodeepandwideandwell

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

quannaix

I want everyone to see this section of a mostly unredacted judgement I’ve been reading. Mostly it’s fine, but occasionally they have to X out a word or a profit margin or something. But then I encountered paragraph of the year.

quannaix

sleepnoises

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

sleepnoises

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

squeakadeeks

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

really-creative-blog-name

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

official-penis-posts

May I perchance see a picture of the employee first?

were--ralph

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

obscurevideogames

"Grandma!"

Robot Alchemic Drive (Sandlot/Enix - PS2 - 2002)

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

galileosballs

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

galileosballs

This post inspired by how Genis in Tales of Symphonia canonically uses a ball and cup toy (kendama) because he's a kid

But because everyone in the game also gets an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ancient Weapon, the game has to find a way to make an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ball and Cup Toy. You know. For evil children.