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I was just scrolling the archive today, and you've done an incredible archival service. So many things I never saw before! Even though the fandom is much more calmed down now, I can still go back and see itâ this is fantastic.
Thank you! There's a lot to be done still, and I still plan to continue when I get the time :) i've never been this involved in a fandom and it's honestly been a really wonderful experience with how chill it's been, even if we were never that many to begin with đ
hi i was @f34th3rr back in 2021 and after having a revival of interest in all things techno and phil I am back under a new account because i cannot find the email for my other one
any/all pronouns and you can call me Feather!
I am here for techza/emerald duo for pretty much all smps <3
I am 100% interested in 18+ variations too! Thank you so much for all the recommendations!! đ¤
really happy to hear it! i've been looking for the fics along the course of the day and will be posting these recs on my main- tomorrow at the latest? yes! probably. I shall tag you in it :)
I am 100% interested in 18+ variations too! Thank you so much for all the recommendations!! đ¤
really happy to hear it! i've been looking for the fics along the course of the day and will be posting these recs on my main- tomorrow at the latest? yes! probably. I shall tag you in it :)
Pleaaaase give Techza fic recommendations? I feel like Iâve already went through all the good ones đ
Iâve been studying for an upcoming exam and need something to brainrot on in the later hoursâŚ
oooo... lemme see....
I'll see you with your laughter lines by Anonymous. This is one of my absolute favorites. Techno pining HARD about Phil and not knowing what to do about it. I also quite liked a fic by the same author that they link at the bottom notes, but warning for major character death in that one.
The Boar and the Shrike series by TeelLillies. More pining!! It's Techno and Phil during the quiet moments between DSMP events.
By thesoftestofboys, recommend all of them if you haven't seen them yet. but also: A tongue full of wars and a song Gladiator AU. CW for dehumanization and slavery and a few other things, heed the tags. as the flowers bloom Phil with hanahaki disease! and i touched you and i was yours in which they're soulmates, but it gets complicated.
Tessellate by Talinor, Techno, Philza and fusion!
every dragon needs a treasure by crownoffeathers. Philza becomes the ender dragon.
if you haven't gone through im_always_stressed's bountiful library you absolutely should. these are some of my favorites, though honestly its so hard to pick:
I Won't Be The Same. Practice!!!!! Kissing!!!!!! if you want me i'll come back and meet ya. Reddit thread where phil tries to find his soulmate after entirely missing them while they're on the train. Do I Wanna Know (If This Feeling Flows Both Ways) they're dungeon masters. flirting through roleplay. i fall to my knees. Maybe I'll Feel This Way Forever, modern fantasy au where Phil's a werewolf and Techno's a wizard and unfortunately they get stuck in the same place for a while.
wanted (dead or alive) by CocoBean00. Cowboy au where Philza is a bounty hunter and Techno's a wanted criminal. I had the pleasure of working with KS, Cocobean and a friend of hers on this one. i think about it all the fuckin' time
Did you fuck my dad, Technoblade? by peachyrambles. An absolute classic in which Wilbur finds out Techno and Phil are in a relationship.
As sweet as scythes by hobbylantern. Honestly i can't put it much better than the summary so i'll just leave it here: It's been too long since Techno and Phil have seen each other. They relearn each others' presence.
By the hearth, you're in my heart by KS. This one's a short scene based on an AU of mine (which was based on an AU of KS actually lol), in which Philza is the last elytran- until Niki comes along. And i'm incredibly lucky that they wrote a snippet and did such fun worldbuilding with it. Go! Look at it! Look!
nudge nudge (wink wink) by kazooyacraft. Techno & Phil and getting things across the language barrier.
To be held in your arms is to feel at home by the wonderful mayhaps, where phil is a prince and sneaks out to see knight techno. bedbugs, shitty rooms and whatever comes next, modern au where techno reminisces on when he fell for Phil. also incredibly soft.
How to torment your Murder Uncles because They are very much not your Adopted Fathers by AnxiousBlueBear. In which Techza look after Michael! This one has some bad dad Phil but it's minimal, and it's still a comfort fic of mine.
a map half-written by anonymous. A young Tommy and Wilbur have a snowball fight with the emperors of the Antartic Empire while visiting the stronghold.
and it's not a fic but if you haven't seen arctichusband's wonderful spooky week comic, i highly recommend you do!
Okay i just keep adding on and on and never stopping. i have more, but i'll leave it there for now. perhaps you've read most or all of them- I also have some 18+ recommendations, if you're interested, but i don't know if that's your vibe. Whatever the case, let me know!
Tags: Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, it's always been you, Genderfuck Phil Watson | Philza, Multiple Pronouns for Phil Watson | Philza, Trans Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Avatar of the City Kristin Rosales Watson | MissTrixtin, Techno is a Defence Mage but we don't really go into that, Phil Watson | Philza is Just Some Guy, But his spouses love him, does this count as romance did I write a romance
Summary: âPhil?â Technoâs voice sounded like something had happened. She opened her eyes again.
Phil was standing halfway down the basement steps, but not her Phil. Younger and gawkier, with close-cropped hair and wearing shapeless black, this Phil was staring at them in shock. âGuys? Did Iâdidâfuck.â He ran a hand over his mouth, head tilting to the side in question. âDo I know you?â Her husbandânot her husband yetâsearched her expression and Technoâs with what looked like hope he wasnât willing to commit to.
âHi Phil.â Technoâs tone was deadpan. âLong time no see.â
âI think weâre from your future!â Kristin contributed. âHi.â She smiled at him, a little apologetic. This Phil looked so young and uncertain, she wanted to squish his cheeks. "Sorry."
OR: Meeting the pre-canon version of your partner and going is someone going to kiss this guy and not waiting for an answer.
Take Tonight by The Family Crest is 100% Techza coded.
I just needed someone to hear that.
oh yeah, absolutely! there's so much lyrically to associate with them. my mind immediately goes to the antartic empire with this one, but honestly it could also be them through every smp too. good stuff.
you've implanted the c!techza in my head now. oh gosh the drama the pain the unrequitedness
do you have any like headcanons for this or???
OKAY YES. i have thought out a lot of their backstory AND connected it to the rest of my personal hcs on what dsmp sbi is like. it really depends on whether or not youre looking at it as requited or unrequited, personally i like unrequited better cuz its more interesting. the real reason i think philza would not love techno back in the way techno wants him to is bc philza will never ever see him as anything other than his student/friend. and also he is straight but mostly the first thing.
So so so i'd techno met phil when he was seventeen ish, to train under him. i think wilbur and techno are competitive between each other. both fight for philâs approval, just for very different reasons. wilbur, because he was still trying to get his dad to not hate him. techno, because... well, he doesnât understand why, but he really really really wants phil to like him, to think heâs cool and impressive, okay?????? (it doesnât take him long to figure out what his feelings really mean.)
in techno, phil sees a prodigy, something like the son he never had. i mean, he has sons, just... not any like techno. technoblade is the poster child of survival: unmatchable in combat, a natural at potion-making, shows genuine interest in life outside of a sheltered home. phil is a #SHOOTER4TECHNO, through and through.Â
theyâve kept close for however many years itâs been since wilbur+tommy+tubbo left the family. if you want smpearth to be part of the canon, this gap can be filled with the antarctic empire thing. also, i donât know where this fits into the timeline, but at some point, techno decides to grow his hair out and dye it pink. also, i donât know how, but it DOES HAVE TO DO with him being a gay anarchist.
technoblade is a very, very stoic man. he will tell never phil how he feels, not only because he knows phil doesnât feel the same way, but because itâs just not something heâd do. besides, techno is constantly showing phil how much he loves him. techno will do everything for him: the most annoying chores, the most labor intensive-jobs, the mob-killing, the bee-keeping, etc... technoblade jokes about how philâs getting older, how he should take care of himself and sit down for a while, insisting he rests. phil doesnât protest (who would?), and when he turns his back to the other, techno closes his eyes and sighs. of all the theories and philosophies theyâve read together, one line rings truest to techno. plato was rightâ love is a serious mental illness.
âOkay, see you! Donât scare him too bad, Jaiden!â Niki calls from the door.
âNo promises!â Jaiden calls back.
âWell thatâs reassurinâ,â Techno jokes, finishing up his drink.
Jaiden laughs. âNah, youâll be fine! Youâre only in for what, a consult right? Nothing scary about that.â
âDependâs what Iâm beinâ consulted about,â Techno counters. He thinks he likes Jaiden, sheâs fun, if⌠a lot. âBest torture method, now that would be unsettlinâ.â
âTorture?â comes another voice. âJaiden, are you scaring off customers again, yâ little shit?â
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superheroes, Supervillains, Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Tattoo Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Villain Technoblade, Villain Phil Watson | Philza, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Identity Porn, BAMF Technoblade, BAMF Phil Watson | Philza, theyre all BAMFs tbh, Winged Phil Watson | Philza, Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Queerplatonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Canon-Typical Violence
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woooo new chapter!!!! im so excited to get into the meat of this fic its going to be soooo fun and definitely not painful who said that. cant wait for all the fun secret identity stuff to kick off hehe
Thatâs weird, the vanâs still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Technoâs hearing, and itâs only getting closer. He scans the roadâdriveway, reallyâthat the van came in on, but thereâs nothing there. Maybe beh-
THUNK
Technoblade whips back around, and-
âShit,â he whispers. âLark, shit, Jackdawâs here.â
Jackdaw.
The cityâs most feared criminal. Hell, villain. Heâs not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Technoâs in. Not in most circles.
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Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Superheroes, Supervillains, Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Tattoo Artist Phil Watson | Philza, Villain Technoblade, Villain Phil Watson | Philza, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Identity Porn, BAMF Technoblade, BAMF Phil Watson | Philza, theyre all BAMFs tbh, Winged Phil Watson | Philza, Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Queerplatonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Canon-Typical Violence
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new fic new fic new fic!!!!! having so much fun with this one oh my god i hope you guys like it even half as much as i do!!! got lots of secret identities and sickass villain aesthetics in this one. also i gave tubbo a motorbike im sure nothings gonna go wrong with that!
Headcanon that techno sleeps like the dead, but phil wakes up easily-- but phil also goes back to sleep easily (when they're safely in their house). This leads to regular instances when techno is moving or getting out of bed and phil grumbles at him sleepily and then pulls the blankets around himself and falls back asleep. Which Techno finds cute but he's not gonna kiss him and wake him up again, phil would not be pleased (phil would not mind it SO much).
Absolutely, he is a gremlin for sure and definitely a challenge on traditional. I would still make a deal with him though.
@arctichusbands your colouring is so distinctive and I love it! Also your comic for the techza week changes something fundamentally in me and I agreed that this is the cuntiest Dream ever drawn.
Okey not to be insane but I'm surprised I haven't seen a redraw of this as Techza because I KNOW we who ship them absolutely eat the size difference up
