The Chucklefuck

It’ll be TTRPGs or queer nonsense, flip a coin | Izzy, 24, She/Her

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[bash-ur-brainz]

[orphan55]

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

[silliestcolressfan]

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

this shit is something to me man. i love you

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mousegirlheart]

give me jellybeans you fuckhead

[nirogryphon]

Visit Original Link

[zedogica]

statler and waldorf in the cuck chair together heckling and laughing at you

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

last guy to fuck with me got the shrink ray. still got him in my front pocket just to hear his screams. feed him one cheerio a week

[juan-republic]

You need to give him an orange slice or something too else he'll develop scurvy

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

what can i say, i love to watch em wither

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

my life is a movie. the lego movie. because everything is awesome and im always bricked up

[heartbreakrevolver]

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

[not-terezi-pyrope]

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

[teaboot]

How does it feel to walk about the world and perceive with such profound transformative capacity

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[scrtchptch]

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

[frenzyarts]

I’ve been assigned to this post

[manedwolfgirllegs]