you’re in between masturbating sessions
I’m never going to jack off again just to spite this post
I’m never going to stop jacking off just to spite this post
todays bird
Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

Kaledo Art
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Andulka

@theartofmadeline

JBB: An Artblog!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

#extradirty
trying on a metaphor
art blog(derogatory)
Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Kiana Khansmith
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@teddypotts
you’re in between masturbating sessions
I’m never going to jack off again just to spite this post
I’m never going to stop jacking off just to spite this post
Me trying to find a way into the circle
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before
OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT!
Tory squat party. Boris has a nosebleed from snorting too much speed, May is drinking special brew and Hunt is burning the Criminal Justice Bill while Farage, in full hunting gear, is calling the police.
As requested by Matt Durstan Tilke
it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way
Exodia just has the physique of Wario
Autobiographical ink doodle
I love the fact that Sombra can’t hack Junkrat’s RIP-Tire, because I can just see a very blown up and smoking Reaper stalking about Sombra and yelling at her about not stopping it, isn’t that what they have her for? To keep the technology from literally blowing up in their faces??
And Sombra’s just as annoyed and she’s yelling back about how the thing is not “technology”, it’s basically made out of gunpowder, paperclips, and rubber bands. “I can’t hack paperclips, Gabe! I’m pretty sure it’s held together with dirt and snot! You think that thing has a wifi connection???” Honestly, I imagine that about 90% of Junkrat and his arsenal annoy Sombra because “this isn’t a weapon this is the physical manifestation of a mistake” but it’s so low-tech it’s not even a mistake she can exploit.
Like Junkrat finding out that Sombra got herself implanted “upgrades” and Rat’s just like “yeah, yeah, same”. And Sombra staaares at Junkrat’s crude arm and peg-fucking-leg in comparison to her sleek cybernetics and is mortally offended.
#‘I have a seamlessly integrated system of cybernetics that allows me high speed connectivity anywhere in the world!’#‘Yeah? Well me legs got a spring in it so I can bounce reeeaaaal high
Tama the cat used to be a station master at a Japanese railway. Her job was to greet passengers, which increased ridership by 10% during her tenure and earned her a promotion of ‘super station master.’ When Tama passed away in 2015, thousands of people attended her funeral, she was enshrined as a goddess, and she was awarded the title of “Honorary Eternal Stationmaster.” Source Source 2
gaze into the Bee Cube to determine your fate
The Bube
@galaxivorous @will-o-wisps
last one! Let’s share a meal together!
2017 is gonna be amazing
18 Cosplayers Revealed Their Day Jobs And It Was Kinda Awesome
Chris Jericho Vs. Goldberg: The feud that never was. [1998]
In 1999, WCW was on fire with one feud that never actually culminated in a match, or where there even WAS a match to begin with. Chris Jericho was one of the most prominent fixtures on WCW television, and at the time, Bill Goldberg was on a hot streak as the WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Jericho, sensing a potential way to make great money in the culmination of a feud, pitched the idea of getting squashed in possibly the best squash match in history. Here’s why it never happened.
Side note: Flair has a great line at the end of this interview about Konnan that cracked me up.
You can get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet. YouTuber Hunter Hobbs wanted to know how far the number of rows would go if he kept scrolling, so he continuously pressed his finger on the down arrow, without taking a break, until he made it to the end of the page. It took him a few distractions to make it through, but 9.5 hours later, he finally had the answer: 1,048,567 Source
Life is far too short to take seriously.
Give em the ol razzle dazzle
Batmanuel keeping it real