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[danascullly]

Only Murders in the Building | Season 5 Episode 4 - Dirty Birds Written by Kristin Newman

[synx]

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[mangonetics]

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

[evilscientist3]

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

[pseudomantis]

My fucking insane antique store find

[pseudomantis]

There are so many details hidden in this thing every time I look at it I find something new

[depsidase]

[fernscully]

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

[natalieironside]

I'm pissed they got away with calling it a "hallucination" when their dumb computer thing says wrong information. I don't think they should get to have that.

[natalieironside]

Your stupid computer thing cannot hallucinate because it does not have senses or a psyche. Quit making believe like it does. You sound like a child.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Something seems off about this "bald eagle" I saw at the zoo today...

🤔🤔🤔

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER • 19x01 // 19x02

[fake-fun]

how many episodes before he leans so far back he falls off

[chasoc]

None of this is bad. The Good Place S4E13: Whenever You're Ready

[sigynpenniman]

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

[sigynpenniman]

distinctive medical strategies

[cardassian-tails]

i like that he has a special dislocated shoulder shirt

[lunar-lord]

When Bashir said he was excited to practice frontier medicine he meant on O’Brien

[taskmastersource]

[102ki]

[pettydemon]