[oyaria]

[searching-for-repentance]

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

[yaboywillyshakes]

physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys

[angel54980-deactivated20211025]

Anyone else feel like an accused outcast village witch?

[baklavagyna]

me at 60 years old, a renown art critic with 29 masters degrees and 15 phds in art history giving a lecture at yale: this painting gets my dick rock hard 

[viralfrog]

Finally We have witnessed a Royal got wedding.

[jefemightyoozaru-deactivated201]

This turned out WAY better than the last GOT wedding

[thejollywriter]

this is so wholesome?????

[thecybersmith]

:D

[happybecauseofgrace]

the moon knows.

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[screamingfrenchfries]

this post is my life wow

[voreattorney]

[cherrystreet]

can you believe there are people out there who speak MULTIPLE languages and then APOLOGIZE for not having perfect grammar in their third or fourth language?????? like do you know how incredible you are???

[vesta-88]

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

[soup044045632-deactivated202106]

This is literally all you do in the game

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Assassin’s Creed’s premise is literally “history is inaccurate and was rewritten by the Templars” and the titular creed is “Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.” but suddenly diehard AC fans are incredibly angry at a female Greek warrior…because they think it’s untrue (even though there were female Greek warriors) and wouldn’t have been permitted.

Yup, this is totally about historical accuracy and not misogyny at all.

[marvel-lous-things]

T'challa, a weary sibling, testing new gear: is this a prank

Shuri, ignoring the 42 hidden 360° cameras, 26 hidden audio recorders, her YouTube livestream, her Instagram livestream, the camera she hid in his shirt for a first person pov, Peter Parker on the ceiling, the camera in her hair, Nakia behind the door, and all the Dora Milaje staring through the window: no

[tsyhere]

girls? i like those

[wooter-ice-deactivated20190111]

[ennea]

Such a good boy (ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ˑ̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)

[jame7t]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

what y’all thinking about fellas

[atavisticem]

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?