the burgerman approacheth

bilingual canadian - aspec - she/her

[niyarest]

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................

[niyarest]

she

[niyarest]

now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........

[catcrumb]

[only-tiktoks]

[nyaawn]

Red XIII is loose in Tokyo =D

[juliathefacesofevil]

cant afford this

[juliathefacesofevil]

yea so i finally got my case through from the clinic and approved by the dr and everything and here it is my first 3 month prescription but i really dont have any money for this like. at all lol. kind of in dire situation, still unemployed disabled etc.. also my wife needs a new pair of shoes, her only pair are now completely busted AND my phone is broken and need to get it repaired. it fell on its side and busted the power button on the side so it cant turn on at all

so. hey friends , im really sorry to ask for donations once more but if u can spare anything tysm and here are the links

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as always thank u and bless you all so much 💖💖💖

[blackarachnya]

[probuccalfat1]

this community has weird dark vibes lately

[cellyhwondertainment]

its all rhe ******* and )****(

[probuccalfat1]

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

[goawfma]

how is this shit even legal ?!!

[dr-archeville]

[text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they’re a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.”]

[thecrystalfems]

It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, this is my stomping grounds.

Not coincidentally, there have been a *shitload* of new speed trap cameras put up these past couple of months.

[cowboy]

*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*

[mothyr]

[etirabys]

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

[sinnahsaint]

[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[lazer-t]

Tiger Runcycle

[sexhaver]

its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

[sexhaver]

the council has spoken

[gunsandfireandshit]

[averagefairy]

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

[bisexualwario]

[tofublock]

into the opal ocean of your dreams

(process shots and the full res version of this artwork are on my patreon)