Are You A Turd? A Lowly, Abject Turd?

23/they/them/Yes I reference Valerie Solonas/ yes trans women are women!!!

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If you start reading Anne Rice just know she’s doing it to unsettle you. She’s doing it to make it creepy. It’s on purpose that you don’t like it. Just keep that mantra playing and it’s better it tastes better

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I feel the bipolar stereotype of mood swings is a better fit to bpd instead. Like it should be oh I’m so borderline, Whaaa. Like if you’re going to do it, and abuse a stereotype, do it closer to the disorder. Yk

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Also everyone always says if twilight was lesbian Edward would be a trans woman named Edith I say Edith is cis and BEAU is the trans lesbian nonbinary individual. Or they’re both trans oh twist my arm they can both be trans lesbians. Oh sure just go ahead with that.

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Vegan/anti ableist take I get and respect is not calling animals dumb or insinuating vapidity. Like no that cat is not empty headed they are looking very keenly out a window. No that dog isn’t stupid he doesn’t have the ability to form the connections you’re making bc he’s missing important context. That doesn’t make him not smart! I see it as belittling like oh what a dumb animal it can’t do anything so dumb.

Like I get so mad when people tell a dog to stop barking bc it’s bad and he’s misbehaving when he does not know what you’re on about he just knows his body is saying that woman delivering that package is actually an intruder and a threat. And you haven’t done enough to convince him otherwise through actual training. Like telling vs showing except it’s a dog and you’re treating him like a toddler. He is not. He is a dog.

And we can talk separately about dog training and what is and is not ethical in regards to it but my point here is animals don’t need to fit your definition of smart to be respected and worked with on their level.

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Finding Tara knight controversial vs giving the original puppy girl essay a kiss on the forehead fight

[lestatdelioncourtney]

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In a dream I had I was looking through monster highs with a judgey jerk of a lady

And I dropped one and she goes what are you homophobic?? don’t you know those are a symbol for the sapphics?? and I said umm I’m a lesbian and she goes well you must be new to the community if you don’t appreciate their significance

And that shut me right the fuck up I was stunned

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I’m sleeping. You get into bad, waking me, and I open my eyes to see water sloshing off your face in a downpour.

“Mow”

“Uhhuh…”

I go back to sleep but now I’m pissed off.

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okay so. I go to catholic school. I get a degree in religion (separate to catholic school I will essentially indoctrinate myself). I get a masters and then doctorate in religion. I immerse myself in the religion and community and get very cozy with all local Catholics. They like me so much they encourage me to become a priest. I consider it. I become a nun instead. I infiltrate a nunnery. I turn them lesbian and evil by emitting lesbian and evil energy. The nunnery is converted into a new, harmful outright religion where we live by Valerie Solonas’ Scum Manifesto (non-transphobic version) and that one awesome quote from Pink Flamingos (kill everyone now, condone first degree murder, eat shit). We are arrested for our blatant and unrepentant murder. Before we all go to jail we all sit in a circle in a field and it has to be a very large field because there’s a lot of us, and we all sing songs and drink random die potion where we die randomly and then only one of us is left and obviously it’s me. I shake my head. All this to avoid my student loans from my religion degree I took on a whim. Goddamn.