Tejón Terrible

Tu has venido pero yo soy el convocado

[tejonterrible]

GONCHAROV MUST DIE by Mynar Lenahan

A Tabletop RPG about attempting to escape the tragedy of Goncharov

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[gsirvitor]

[bizlybebo]

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[valtsv]

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

[valtsv]

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

[juney-blues]

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

[tejonterrible]

[mtgtips]

MTG Tip: if your opponent is lying and you cast Extract the Truth your opponent must legally tell you the truth or be arrested.

Magic the Gathering tip: or you could just play Frankie Peanuts

[bigenderdiarmuid]

starting a collection

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[sighinastorm]

LIFE HACK:

rub Vaseline inside your nostrils

[sevensixone]

LESS MESS LIFE HACK:

Use a designated Nose Chapstick in and around your nostrils

[sighinastorm]

coward

[heavensghost]

ceramic home with a quote from John Murillo

[efficientplatinum]

look i understand that i'm not immune to propaganda etc etc, but, god, the people whose takeaway from chernobyl (2019) is "the goal of this show is to assure us that this would never happen in the west". what the fuck. you are part of the problem. come on

[tejonterrible]

Allow me to +1 this

1966 Palomares B-52 crash - Wikipedia

[tejonterrible]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[jimmyjampots]

[apas-95]

when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band

[txttletale]

you can really tell that the anti-AI art crusade is not in fact motivated by a genuine clear-headed pursuit of economic justice because none of these people are railing against supermarket self-checkout machines even though they have provably removed more jobs than midjourney or whatever the fuck