silly fandom blog

he/him/zie/hir • 18 • just another hr obsessed lesbian • professional armand apologist • ultimate verstappie • majoring in rpf and lestappen scholarship • likes from @nonbinarymiffy

[television-enjoyer]

hiii, u can call me bat

This is my fandom sideblog, i like from @nonbinarymiffy

i post about heated rivalry, the pitt, f1, markiplier, and project hail mary among other things

my asks r open, talk to me pls

have fun, just dni if you are gonna be a hater cuz I love blocking people

[lostlamblizzie]

her natural meep is so refreshing

[hudconvent]

ilya is definitely going to a salon and not a barber shop. theyd massacre those curls

[hudconvent]

mm thinking… he goes out of his way to to to a salon way on the other side of town that many older eastern european ladies frequent so he can shoot the shit in russian with the hairdresser. and all the ladies there love him and dote on him soo much and treat him like a son. and he gets invited to his hairdresser’s daughter’s big russian wedding and bring shane as his date and then he gets to feel at least a little bit of how it might have been for them if everything was different…

[probablily]

okay, i have created my Zoom Quiz

Lily's HR Zoom Quiz

Hi! There are 40 multiple choice questions with zoomed in screencaps of Heated Rivalry episodes. Please select the correct episode each scre

if you play, i will send u a special badge :))

Edit: only sending badges to people who take it before the 6th, after then i will gather up zoom quiz statistics bc i think that'll be fun

[bipolar4autistic]

I think the first and only time Shane found out he was having a wet dream and Ilya woke up and noticed and didn’t have his way with Shane while he slept like Ilya tells him the next morning oh I wanted to touch you so bad but you were sleeping. Shane was like. Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me?? and almost starts crying while Ilya is left to figure out that Shane thinks Ilya not touching him when he clearly wants it is a punishment. He’s like moya lyubov how could I know for sure when you were asleep? And Shane is like you literally know my body better than I do. You would know. If I thought I didn’t want it and you knew better I would trust you. And Ilya has to try not to pass out when all the blood in his head goes straight to his dick.

[valyrfia]

im over here saying yeah lestappen’s dead it’s not even that compelling and here comes charles homotron 3000 leclerc giving his best elevator pitch for why max should join ferrari and also how they hated each other in karting but they love each other now and how he’d race anyone in the last lap of the race but the person he wants to race the most is max because he trusts him to be the only one to push to the limit….

[grogumaximus]

Autohebdo July 15, 2026 – Interviews with CEO of CRG Kart Giancarlo Tinini

What was Max like back then? What was his personality?

Tinini: Max was very shy. He spoke little, his gaze always fixed on the ground.

[shilyas]

condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.

[slutforpringles]

😭😭😭

[brakingpoint]

TEARS IN MY EYES

[reticent-vampire]

another normal day at the normal things to say factory for assad zaman

[connorhudsongifs]

🤼‍♂️

[madamoisellemabry]

i do think there’s a world where ilya tells cliff marleau about the friendship plan and cliff is like “well if ur cover story is friendship than we need to make ur reputation with friends super gay king” and ilya is like “bro … you would do that … for us …” and cliff is like “no worries big dawg”. because like, hollander doesn’t do the gay for the homies thing naturally, but if roz has a reputation, it won’t be weird if he does it in public even if hollsy doesn’t reciprocate. cliff is a genius.

anyway, that’s how the internet spends a year speculating that ilya rozanov and cliff marleau have explored each others bodies. they are so all over each other and constantly tweeting gay shit about each other that ilya’s time with shane barely even gets a second glance. the first time ilya drags shane out to meet cliff, a photo gets posted on twitter and everyone is like “poor shane having to third wheel these two #ally”.

obviously shane is gnawing on furniture because he’s so jealous, but the plan does work. and when they get outed, cliff works it into his best man speech.

[814519]

morning rush (victoria is late for her shift, trin’s car dead… so.. here we are) (based on this post)

[samirasystole]

robby through two seasons: we need more staffing, if only upstairs granted us more nurses and doctors, maybe people would stop dying in our waiting rooms. the system is so broken

al hashimi: i think it might be good to have two attendings

robby: wrong, disabled woman. you're being ridiculous. that will never work

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[gaynehollander]

If there's one thing Shane is surprisingly knowledgable on it's beef in the rap and hip hop world because Ilya is Invested and takes Hard Sides and will just constantly bring it up at home.

Shane ends up being the one to explain the Drake vs. Kendrick feud to Hayden (who came into it cold when Not Like Us got huge). JJ started explaining it to him but, honestly, he was doing a bad job at it and Shane has heard Ilya rant about this for months now, every time there was a new development, so he takes over and Hayden and JJ both just stare at him in blank shock.

The veterans on the Centaurs ask Shane to explain the Cardi B trial because Ilya got too worked up over it and started speaking Russian when they asked him.

They watched the entire four-part documentary on Diddy that 50 Cent produced and Shane now gleefully tells people that 50 did an in-depth interview on ABC, specifically because that's one of the few channels shown in prisons (yes, Ilya made him watch the interview and cackled beside him the entire time).

During them watching that series, Shane asked Ilya "who's that?" when Biggie Smalls came up on screen for the first time. Shocked and appalled, Ilya played Shane Biggie and Tupac's entire catalogues and showed him several video essays covering the East Coast–West Coast hip hop rivalry.

After that, "I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual" from the Ten Crack Commandments becomes almost a stim line for Shane, he'll be saying it under his breath in the locker room, on the ice, or even while cooking dinner.