#SaveTemperance

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[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wodneswynn]

It's wednesday

[shencomix]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[foone]

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

[mirahimage]

You might say, there's a vas deferens between the two

[thememedaddy]

[mynorthernattitude]

"you need to let it go"

i'll actually take it to the grave, thanks

[texasbama]

HUDSON WILLIAMS Met Gala 2026

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[homunculus-argument]

"Bitches with no car be everywh

my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.

[mahohikaru]

you summoned them. The bitches with no car

[homunculus-argument]

That's how they get around. They teleport to your current location whenever we hear someone talking shit.

[dogpuppy]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about