Life is Strange owns my entire ass

21 | they/them

[someidiotwithalaptop]

UM. HELLO???

[cream-and-five-sugars]

All good romance is earned.

— Monty Oum

[squeakitties]

i hit the blunt and immediately feel like a content aware scaled black cat

[squeakitties]

i do a weed and feel like this

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

get scrinkled idiot

[asterism343]

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of…cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

[asterism343]

chess youtube is full of these videos now lol

[jackdaw-kraai]

FINALLY someone is talking about this! It should also be noted that Mittens is characterized by an extremely chaotic, extremely aggressive play style that nonetheless exploits a player’s psychology ruthlessly. Mittens is known for forcing you into absolutely sadistic positions that you only realize you’re trapped in after being confused by her (yes, she’s a her) utterly batshit three prior moves. She likes to open with the Sicilian and she’s an absolute beast.

[jewishdragon]

i cant explain how much this brings me extreme joy??? The cats just on their own are amazing but to make the AI with a fake power level listed… i want to be in the meeting room when they were developing mittens

[1thousandminus7]

[liquidstar]

can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

[helpeverythingiscats]

This is in fact true! There’s a law that forbids there being more than 34 vampires at any given time. For more information, look up vampire rule 34!

[necromancelena]

jrpg final bosses will seem way too over the top but then I encounter one fruit fly irl and start to monologue when it dodges me

[necromancelena]

"no... how did you survive my attack... what is this power??"

[findingtamriel]

L I F E   I S   S T R A N G E  |  F A V O R I T E   S C E N E R Y

[niqvassieart]

Neighbour's cat being soft.

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[fungalfaggot]

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

[fungalfaggot]

for the ppl who decided something they saw in a scientific american headline their friend posted counts as objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it's pop science. it's pseudoscience. it's phrenology. it's not real.

[tea42]

Though it decreases in plasticity as we age, the brain never stops being able to change and grow. That’s why stroke rehab is possible.

[valtsv]

would you still love me if i was a wyrm

[lavender-annd-lilac]

If someone asked me this I’d prob be like: ya, I would actually love u more

[valtsv]

^ us

[wlw0nderland]

[nat-20s]

God I fucking love things made by people that are friends

[nat-20s]

Small projects made by people who clearly like each other and are having fun >>>>> almost any other type of media

[wlw0nderland]

[raccoonboywrites]

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

[reasoncourt]

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

[tempesti]

If anybody wants to reconnect or talk (Hell even just to ask "who're you again?") My DM's are open!

I'm really just trying to push myself to finally be more sociable online rather than purely sticking to just discord or university teams rooms.