tempoora

hi i'm jazmine, i really like tempura :-) but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like????

[mudkipful]

based on this post.

[charlesoberonn]

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

[petepepsi]

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

[zggamarchive]

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

[weloveshortvideos]

I got a gingerbread house at school dad

[caediiis-deactivated20150425]

My Pepto-Bismol Super Bowl ad was unanimously rejected

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

[bisexual-medal-alex]

[joydick]

what the fuck

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[deanwinjester]

I am horrified by the amount of YouTube tabs that are open.

[1stfrom92]

When your lady on her period.

[macsceneshawe-deactivated201606]

this got  funnier as it went

[nefepants]

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

[theequeenpin]

Facts 😂

[p0kemina]

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

[victoria-wayne]

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

[dalfon-deactivated20150727]

two of them

two of them

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[ixnova]

YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES

[officialfrenchtoast]

[meladoodle]

There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies….

[redtearstonering]

im so sorry

[santanalga]

i would have called the police

[hemulpajun]

NO

[afrosabi]

False advertising LOL people doing the most to get their public kink on?

[nyokoko]

I’m fucking screaming is this like the dashcon ballpit lmfaoooo

[comedycentral]

There’s a new Inside Amy Schumer tonight after Tosh.

In the meantime, click here to watch sketches from last week’s episode. They’re so good.

[maliciousmelons]

[foodffs]

MUSHROOM GNOCCHI WITH ARUGULA AND WALNUT PESTO

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[sevarate]

Wee snaw

[igglooaustralia]