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nixscriptum

eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

koiagain

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

florial

catchymemes

caterpilleee

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

mumblesplash

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

energyprison

Giving your kid lacroix their whole life and telling them thats soda so when theyre 16 at a house party and they have dr pepper for the first time it can hit like never before