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R | 25 | she/e/xe/they

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[elbiotipo]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME. YOU CANNOT TURN THE CLOCK BACK NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE FUTURE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE SCARED OR MISS THE PAST, YOU CANNOT, LOGICALLY, GO BACK TO THE PAST. DO NOT OVERINDULGE IN PERSONAL, ARTISTIC, POLITICAL OR IDEOLOGICAL NOSTALGIA. YOU HAVE TO BUILD THE FUTURE.

THE FUTURE IS THE ONLY THING WE HAVE. THIS IS NOT EVEN AN APHORISM. IT IS HOW LINEAL TIME WORKS.

ARE YOU LISTENING.

[rederiswrites]

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

[dogpuppy]

[unaliver]

I'll unalive you

[hiveswap]

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

[unaliver]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

[nefariouswizarder]

heh heh heh….

[unaliver]

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

[nefariouswizarder]

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

[unaliver]

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

[nefariouswizarder]

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

[unaliver]

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

[nefariouswizarder]

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

[unaliver]

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

[nefariouswizarder]

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Neoneuromus ignobilis isolate Gutianshan chromosome 7 Common name: Dobsonfly

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[unaliver]

Ough a creaturer

[nefariouswizarder]

nefarious dobsonflier

[unaliver]

Our son.........

[nefariouswizarder]

our beautifuler baby boy….

[intered]

I ate your beautifuler baby boy. Very taster

[nefariouswizarder]

[dragons-locator]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me heh heh heh…. So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[unaliver]

My son got unalivered by intered and your ass is counting dragons

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[infectiouspiss]

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

[infectiouspiss]

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

[spaghettihell]

Big sister…?

[blankslate]

new acronyms

smao- suffering my ass off sol- suffering out loud rofs- rolling on the floor suffering

[hometoursandotherstuff]

When Nikolai the walrus, from the Netherlands, received a fish cake for his birthday from a zookeeper. This was his reaction.

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[flowerlady1917]

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

[some-pers0n]

>Character who's gender is ambiguous is introduced

>Every time they are mentioned or referred to they only have they/them pronouns used for them

>Look into fandom

>People automatically he/him them

[some-pers0n]

Look I know reading is a hard thing to do at times but when you see they/them pronouns used on a character over and over again maybe this may indicate they do in fact use they/them pronouns. Just a hunch though idk

[some-pers0n]

It's actually baffling too like does a character need to quite literally pause everything to go "Hey my pronouns are they/them btw" every so often in order to drill it into people's heads that they do not use he/she pronouns? Is it not possible to just pick up on the fact that they're only ever referred to with they/them pronouns? It should be basic reading comprehension to see that and recognize that they use they/them pronouns, really

[some-pers0n]

It's also goofy when, again, the characters are gender ambiguous and people go "Well they present as masculine/feminine so how was I supposed to know they were non-binary???" and the design in question is like a triangle with googly eyes glued on

[partlysmith]

Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.

How fucked are you?

This owns

Pretty good actually

I can make this work

Not thrilled...

This sucks

My life is over

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

[mayyak]

[mercyofempty]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

fuck me up like white dick cheney

smoke this blunt like white dick cheney

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

lean in my cup like white dick cheney

yeah fuck me up i'm white dick cheney

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

uhhhhhhhhh

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

.......i'm white donald trump

[jaypgartifacts]

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]