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Being bisexual is my party trick if anything ever gets boring in a group of gay people i can just say “I was in a relationship with a woman for 5 years” and everybody acts like I just set off a bomb

junglejim4322

mondo-grosso

omtai

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

uhmuhummmuhhh

thanks man

swallowtail-ageha

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

sashimi55

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

dambiex

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

marithlizard

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

crazy-brazilian

same bro

toocoolforhole

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

stateownedslut

Anna Archive was a goddess of knowledge worshipped in the early 21st century[1][2]. Cultists of Anna would frequently move the shrines dedicated to her from place to place in great secrecy[1][3], requiring worshippers to possess secret information in order to access the far greater knowledge provided by worship, possibly as a form of sacrifice[Original research?]. Worship of Anna is associated with the increased enforcement of intellectual property rights at the time[1][4], as well as greater inaccessibility of academic materials due to the late-imperial academic crisis[5][6][Failed verification.]. It has been suggested[By whom?] that the name Anna Archive may be the origin of the word archive, referring to a repository of information[7].