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20s | he/him

[shesnake]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[sluicer]

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[lmpressionismus]

You're going into a random patisserie in Germany to have a slice of cake. Which of these cakes are you ordering from the display case?

[dogpuppy]

[catasters]

[twinkleshirt]

[thoodleoo]

daily affirmations:

i am the greatest of the greeks

neither agamemnon nor any other greek can change my mind

i am like the bird who brings every scrap she finds to her chicks and goes hungry herself

hector waited at the walls of troy to fight me in single combat and barely escaped alive

i shall help neither by advice or effort because agamemnon as so utterly cheated and wronged me

agamemnon will not fool me with his words again

all the fabled wealth of ilium is not worth life itself

everybody loves my lyre playing

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[awrkedas]

Coffee in Italy ?

[7ph]

Dinner in Paris?

[itisado]

Night drive in Riyadh?

[lulus8]

Stargazing in AlUla?

[roronyra]

Bookstore in London?

[916demon]

Sunset in Fiji

[ask-pacman]

Meth in cleveland

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[joleneghoul]

Mood

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[necromycologist]

OKAY i've read all 162 one-star review of the aeneid on goodreads. can i show you my favourite?

[necromycologist]

in latin 😔

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones