these are getting weird
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these are getting weird
you’re telling me ilya never drunk dialed shane during the two-year wait and slurred into shane’s voicemail about all the things he was going to do to jane’s body if shane just let him touch him again. calling shane’s hole his pussy so he can do this in semi-public of course. cliff afterwards is like wow that’s either going to be a huge turn-on for your girl or she’s going to file for a restraining order that makes it complicated for you to play in montreal
shane never ever mentions it because obviously ilya drunk dialed him by mistake instead of whatever girl he was chasing (some other jane…) and it still kind of embarrasses him how many times he got off to the sound of ilya’s voice talking to/about someone else. cliff is the one who brings the truth to light perhaps in an extremely raunchy toast at the wedding
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
this is a common phenomenon. the better you get, the more you recognize flaws. the good thing is you can strive to get better. but the bad thing is that you see nothing but flaws. you are actually getting better, but your editing/critical brain is getting tuned up and can see more things to improve. someone post the graph, I can't find it
nvm I found it myself:
"art" can mean any creative endeavor and it definitely applies to writing.
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
He’s had a rough day…
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
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[Follow-up to🌻🌻🌻]
“Are you trying to piss me off?” Billy glowers, nose sticking out from under the hospital blanket.
His voice is low and raspy with sleep, his hair a nest of messy curls sticking up in every direction. Bleary-eyed, he blinks at Steve like he’s been dozing all day and he just woke him up.
“Nope.” Steve gives him his brightest smile as he
strides up to the foot his bed “I’m trying to cheer you up. Hope I didn’t wake you.”
“I wasn’t sleeping.” Billy grumbles and slips lower like he’s trying to hide under his sheets. “And I told you I don’t want visitors.”
Steve shrugs. It’s not that he doesn’t care about what Billy says, it’s just that after what he overheard last time, he knows better than to believe him.
“Yeah well, I wanted to see if you changed your mind.” he says “Besides, you also said you don’t want flowers but you kept these nevertheless.”
He nods in the direction of the wilting sunflowers. At some point since his first visit, the bouquet must have migrated from the table by the window to the nightstand by Billy’s bed.
It’s a sad sight. The flowers look as sullen as the patient inhabiting the room, there’s a halo of dried up yellow petals underneath each hanging head.
They both stare at them, like they’re the evidence of a crime, until Billy clears his throat after a prolonged moment of silence.
“The nurses made me.” he claims with a pout.
Steve has to suppress a grin. Hargrove is kinda cute like this, grumpy but still too soft with sleep to be mean.
“Sure they did.” he says gently, shrugs out of his coat and folds it over the back of a chair that’s been pulled up to Billy’s bedside.
“What, you don’t believe me?”
A frown, a dagger of a glare. Even bedridden Billy’s hackles are as quickly raised as they used to be.
“I believe the nurses will be happy if I replace these with fresh ones then.” Steve retorts all nonchalant and unwraps the merry little bouquet of gerbera he brought “They didn’t have daisies but I thought a little color would be nice.”
Billy shakes his head, looks affronted at the bright flowers in Steve’s hand.
“It doesn’t matter which flowers you bring. Just tell me what you want, Harrington. Why did you come back?”
“I told you. I came to cheer you up.”
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Note: these are different ways these can show up. They can also show up in a stereotypical way. If you've met one autistic, you've met one autistic.
REALLY
FUCKING ALL OF THEM??!?!?!!
harris creates ILYA JEOPARDY for ilya’s 32nd birthday and the centaurs are hyped to see who can get more points than Shane; Bood and Ilya have been captains for years together, Troy and Ilya are best friends, Wyatt and Ilya have their own captain-goalie relationship, Luca is his mentee etc etc all the centaurs have their own thing with Ilya. “yeah Shane’s his husband but I saw him everyday for practice for years I think I’ll get some points in there”. AND the questions aren’t even that hard “what does Ilya order at osmows” “what’s his pre game ritual” “what’s his favourite city” “what’s his favourite gatorade flavour” - the centaurs keep getting the answers like 20% incorrect and shane gets to swoop in and correct them, “it’s actually a loon not a duck” “that is NOT his favourite fast and furious” “he doesn’t like blue he likes the light blue gatorade”. Ilya can’t even act nonchalant he feels insanely loved.
hi guys ! so far i only have two hollanov prompts for AU-gust…. give me more ideas !
the list is below ! some are already taken but i’m not gonna say which ones bc i wanna see what you guys think! go wild
adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board
Is this some ptsd, in this economy? Kind of the second part to [THIS].
rocky can and does just sit on the bed next to grace too. however this has received complaints such as 'Rocky stop moving around, I'm trying to sleep.'
Family ice time 🏒
I just know, after raising Shane all these years, Yuna is very in tune with the likes and dislikes of her family and always likes to pick things up when she’s out.
A blanket on sale that she knows is a texture Shane will like, sesame mochi — the only dessert Shane will eat — David’s favourite brand of chocolate covered almonds (Meiji, obviously).
And when Ilya joins their family it takes a while, but Yuna notices that he always reaches for the dried mangoes when there’s a bag open, and he eats the Miss Vickies sweet and spicy ketchup chips by the handful.
So it makes sense to her that she would pick these things up when she sees them at the store and make sure her pantry is stocked for all her boys.
Ilya only finds out when they’re over at his parents on a movie night, and Shane, rummaging around the pantry for snacks groans “at this point, you have more of Ilya’s stuff than you do mine,”
“My stuff?” He asks, completely befuddled.
“Yeah, like the ketchup chips and the dried mangoes. Your snacks take up the whole pantry.”
“My snacks,” Ilya says again flatly, still not understanding. “But you all eat these.”
“I mean sure,” Shane agrees, “but my mom buys them for you. Because you like them.”
“This is true?” Ilya turns to Yuna with wide eyes.
And Yuna smiles softly at him, maybe a little sheepishly at being called out so blatantly, and shrugs.
“I mean, yes, honey. I thought you liked those snacks?”
And Ilya gets all teary and reassures her that he loves these snacks. He’s obsessed with these snacks. They are his favourite snacks.
And he starts noticing how anytime he shows interest in something, it will start showing up regularly at the Hollander household—snacks, candy, that specific Japanese soda Ilya likes with the marble.
It becomes a running joke between them that Yuna pays more attention to what Ilya likes than what Shane does (not true but the joke makes them both pleased and sappy).
Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.
Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD
(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)
More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology
Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous