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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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if i look back, i am lost
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i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart
sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now
The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.
Cold take: Fulgrim is gay bc he's flamboyant
Hot take: Angron is gay bc he's constantly pissed off and hates his family
Even hotter take: Jagathai Khan has fucked multiple men but doesn't think he's gay bc he tops
Having a terrible time at work and making it everyone's problem bc I'm gay and it's Pride
Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck
“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk
the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on
fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die
“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!
Reading as a kid: "I can tell that this is supposed to be an emotionally moving ending, but I genuinely cannot remember who two-thirds of these characters are."
Reading as an adult: *reads a paragraph* *pauses* *reads the same paragraph again* *flips back and re-reads the preceding page to make sure you didn't misunderstand something* *stares into space for ten minutes as the Implications sink in*
Just found out how exactly dragon-blooded mages in Cathay got to be "dragon-blooded"
"Dear Asur! You claim to be superior to Men, yet there is not a single instance of a dragon taking an Elvish spouse and producing dragon-blooded offspring. Meanwhile, in Grand Cathay, dozens of such hybrids have been born to humans.
Curious."
The Outbursts Of Everett True (June26th1919)
Art by AD Condo
Always reblog Everett True.
Settle a bet.
Who wins in a fight?
Kronk
Gaston
soooo true bestie
NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON
I need to make more tadc fanart.
As soon as I figure out how to draw the rest of the cast it's over for you all.
I was possessed
MY WIFE IS IN A PSYCH WARD 5000 MILES AWAY FROM ME
I need money to coordinate via international calls and I’m broke!
Any amount would help!
Please help two trans women
Cashapp:
Paypal: [email protected]
THEYRE TRYING TO FUCKING KICK HER OUT AGAIN DESPITE BEING LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS OFF OF A SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND THEREFORE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO KEEP HER
MULTIPLE STAFF FROM ANOTHER HOSPITAL DIRECTLY TOLD THEM TO HOLD HER, I DID HER FATHER DID HER GRANDPARENTS DID SHE DID, THE UPPSALA PSYCHIATRIC WARD IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY DO NOT GO THERE THEY ARE KILLING THEIR PATIENTS
Losing it a little over this rental I came across this morning that is for the most part a completely normal unit...
.....except for the Ancient Egypt nook
I miss when video games would be made of like every tcg so you didn’t have to engage in gambling your paycheck to maybe play a card game if you can find other people
Sincerely someone who just found out about the godzilla tcg
