Sunshine and Daisies

Dearly Beloved

[karnalesbian]

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

[sparrow-va]

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

[supermanicecreamcone]

by all accounts, his bean was not smol.

[karnalesbian]

why would you take an already objectively horrible post and do this

[deadeyesopened]

[chromolume]

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

[chromolume]

literally no

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

[dovv]

[lesbianvelmadinkley]

you guys are missing out on this insane reply

[celine-deyonce]

And the very hilarious q&a portion

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[rocksolidsteadycupholders]

IS ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY!?

YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK

[grawly]

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[wardenmcpherson]

Expel

[juicemold]

Hey I’m molbo

[tofob]

Hi molbo, can you leave?

[vicemagazineofficial]

[dragongirlafro]

[deergirlslut]

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[chimeranyx]

not to be annoying but

i couldn’t NOT give it a try in miitopia

[synchronysymphony]

It’s Aries season, besties!!! ♈️

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[jensenackles-ismyreligion]

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[wehatecollege]

[bloomflowersbloom]

me!

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[sunny-day-sky]

I was tagged by @petit-alouette and @montparnassee to post ten selfies 💖 thank you, my dears! Here are eight where I look good, one of me as a child, and one that I took right now that expresses my true soul 👁👅👁 I will now tag ten people, but don’t feel you have to post ten, or even any at all! This is merely me expressing my Affection for you 👽

@gooblchrob @scarynibbles @pizza-snake @amiedelabaisse @lovethythrall @soaringren @aphrodionysus @psychoticenjolras @decayingliberty @pollypeaches and anyone who wants to! (shoot me a dm if you want me to specifically tag you!)

[scarynibbles-deactivated2020101]

@sunny-day-sky tagged me to post 10 selfies I like so I went with those that showcase my signature looques best - which is apparently either some flavor of goth or a creative use of a lovely knit sweater.  These are all from the past 2 or maybe 3 years. I still love to rock all black with a dark lip or some kind of pastel fantasy. This is a really cute post and while I know that many of my mutuals aren’t into posting their selfies on here, I will tag you because I am thinking of you! 

This isn’t meant to pressure anyone to do it and if you want to please let me know so I can add you in nya~~

@pollypeaches @sailorgreywolf @traumavomit @sssara-b @hrovitnir @petit-alouette @pizza-snake