Upd8 Thoughts: Why is Everyone Acting So Strangely? Alternatively Titled âVriska is a Thief of Lightâ
So, like many of you, while reading this upd8 my first thought was basically âwhat the fuckâ followed by ânoâ and then âNOâ and then âSTOP NO THIS IS NOT OKAY.â And for a moment I was freaking out because what happened to all my lovely characters? What happened to Karkatâs aggressive need to be a leader? What happened to Roseâs need to be a complete know-it-all? Why is Terezi acting nigh submissive towards Vriska? What happened to Daveâs need to be a hero?
And as I read, I realized that all of these things had one thing in common: Light! Once Vriska stepped in, all of the characters lost their agency:
VRISKA: Sorry to steal all the timey thunder from the gr8 âKnight of Timeâ, end quote, 8ut someone had to take the initi8tive and go on a fact-finding mission.Â
DAVE: no its coolÂ
DAVE: you can have that thunder if you want itÂ
TEREZI: 1 S4Y W3 BR1NG TH3M B4CK!Â
VRISKA: Terezi, please. Letâs not 8icker in front of the party.Â
VRISKA: We need to 8e showing solidarity here!Â
TEREZI: W3 DO?Â
VRISKA: Yes. We are equally important to the party as its overarching executives. The ones with the most experience in the department of guile and ruthlessness.Â
VRISKA: I may project my voice louder than you, and 8orrow the spotlight for a little longer, 8ut you were always the soul of Team Scourge!Â
VRISKA: I couldnât 8e doing this without you. I wouldnât even want to!Â
TEREZI: 4WÂ
TEREZI: Y34H, OKÂ
TEREZI: YOU'R3 R1GHT⌠1âM B3H1ND YOU 4LL TH3 W4Y!Â
DAVE: vris yo nobodys arguing with you on that everybody here thinks hes pretty coolÂ
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â Â
DAVE: like just enough freakshow steps removed from being my bro i guess enough to make me not feel like-Â
VRISKA: Dave, donât interrupt either.Â
VRISKA: No8odyâs allowed to interrupt me when Iâm talking up Arquiusprite! Thatâs the rule.Â
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â But if I may suggest, neigh, perhaps, command?
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â You should prototype the two royal bloods and be done with itÂ
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â They deserve itÂ
VRISKA: No!!!!!!!!Â
VRISKA: Arquius, your reserv8tion is noted, 8ut the hemospectrum is 8ullshit.Â
VRISKA: Itâs not going to factor into this decision!Â
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â I STRONGLY disagree, but also, sort of donât careÂ
ARQUIUSPRITE:Â Â As you wereÂ
TEREZI: 1 KNOW W3 T4LK3D 4 LOT OF STR4T3GY 1N 4DV4NC3, VR1SK4Â
TEREZI: BUT 1 R34LLY DONâT R3M3MB3R YOU M3NT1ON1NG 4 PL4N TO PROTOTYP3 OUR FR13NDSâ CORPS3SÂ
TEREZI: M1GHT H4V3 B33N N1C3 TO G3T 4 H34DS UP!Â
TEREZI: UM, NOT TO M4K3 4 B4D PUN, ON 4CCOUNT OF TH3 F4CT TH4T MOST OF TH31R H34DS W3R3 L1T3R4LLY S3V3R3D >:[Â
VRISKA: Yeah, sorry!Â
VRISKA: I had a lot of logistics 8uzzing around in my 8rain.Â
VRISKA: Itâs hard to keep you apprised of EVERYTHING that crosses my mind.Â
DAVE: karkatÂ
DAVE: yo karkatÂ
KARKAT: WHAT!!!!!!Â
DAVE: oh my godÂ
DAVE: dude were you just not listening to any of thatÂ
KARKAT: TO WHAT?Â
KARKAT: WHATÂ
KARKAT: WHATâS HAPPENING NOW?Â
DAVE: hahahaÂ
DAVE: man how long have you been tuning all this shit outÂ
DAVE: i mean i literally just said i dont give a fuck about any of the shit vriska is saying so maybe im not one to talk but at least i had the decency to actually be joking about thatÂ
KARKAT: HEY, LOOKÂ
KARKAT: I KNOW IâM NOT CONSIDERED âIMPORTANTâ ENOUGH TO BE âIN THE LOOPâ ON CERTAIN KEY TACTICAL DECISIONS ANYMOREÂ
KARKAT: AND THAT I DONâT REALLY KNOW WHATâS GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME AND THEREFORE AM FORCED TO TAKE ANY BULLSHIT THAT HAPPENS WITH A GRAIN OF SNACK MINERAL BIG ENOUGH TO BLUDGEON A MAN TO DEATHÂ
KARKAT: BUT IF ITâS NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE VRISKA, MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE A MOMENT TO EXPLAIN WHY TAVROS IS NOW A SPRITE?!Â
DAVE: it sounds like youre just likeÂ
DAVE: being the leader now cause you want toÂ
DAVE: and making all the plans because nobody else wants to or really caresÂ
DAVE: i mean not that i even care either i just want to set the record straightÂ
RKAT: WOW! HAHA, HA, HAHAHAHA! ME LEADER?? TOO FUNNY!Â
KARKAT: I AM ENTIRELY AND SINGULARLY BAFFLED THAT IT COULD STILL EVEN *OCCUR* TO ANYONE TO ENTERTAIN THE NOTION THAT I MIGHT STILL BE PLAYING *ANY* ROLE EVEN WITHIN SNIFFING ORBIT OF A LEADERSHIP POSITION OF THIS RIDICULOUS PARTY.Â
KARKAT: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DID *ANYTHING* OF A LEADER-LIKE NATURE, WITHOUT BEING TRUMPED BY VRISKAâS MACHIAVELLIAN LIMELIGHT GLUTTONY?Â
KARKAT: OR FOR THAT MATTER, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THERE WAS ACTUALLY ANYTHING LEADERY *TO* DO, THAT DIDNâT INVOLVE SNUGGLING UP ON THE COUCH TO WATCH âGOOD LUCK CHUCKâ FOR THE FIVE HUNDREDTH TIME?!Â
KARKAT: I HAVE SERIOUSLY JUST BEEN ASSUMING HER COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF ALL LEADERSHIP DUTIES WAS SOME FAIT ACCOMPLI SHIT FOR THREE SOLID YEARS, AND HAVE SINCE BEEN ENJOYING THE PEACE AND QUIET OF ZERO RESPONSIBILITIES, WHICH IS WHY QUITE FRANKLY, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP MY BLOOD PRESSURE DOWN, AND NOW RESEMBLE THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF PEACE AND FUCKING TRANQUILITY WHICH PRESENTLY BASKS BEFORE YOU IN A STATE OF FROTHING, EUPHORIA-HOBBLED TURDVANA!!!!!!!!Â
I could go on and on with the examples, and these are only from the first few pages! It just continuesâthe characters are losing their Light, and are becoming steeped in Void. And why might that be?
Vriska Serket is a Thief of Light! Itâs in her job descriptionâshe steals Light from others and takes it for herself. Now Vriska is the leader, now Vriska is the one in the spotlight, now Vriska is the one who knows whatâs happening! Weâve never seen her take on this kind of Light beforeâbefore, she focused on stealing the spotlight, yes, but not in this way! She stole Luck and treasure, but not agency, or at least not in this quantity! Over these three years, she has drained the team of their Light.
Why? I canât say for sure. At a guess, I would say that it happened slowly, no god tier majyyks involved here. After the events of Cascade, my bet would be that the kids and trolls were pretty freakinâ worn out. The kids had just had a tumultuous couple of days (or weeks, for Dave), constantly running around, dying, becoming possessed, having their family members killedâŚwho wouldnât need to have a break? And the trolls, the trolls! Theyâd finished their session extraordinarily rapidly (I forget the exact amount of time), and then had been plunged straight into time shenanigans, and not to mention, horrorstuck! Again, pretty traumatic, even for trolls. So, while the kids and trolls want to ease back, just for a little bitâŚVriska doesnât need to. And at first, Iâm sure that theyâd be happy to let Vriska take care of things while they got their shit together, but Vriska is a Thief, and she kept that agency that they gave up. And slowly, slowly, she took more and more until they were all stumbling in the Void, looking towards her as a beacon of Light.
BUT! I donât think that all is lost for our precious children. Because we may have a Thief of Light, but we also haveâŚ
The Thief of Light steals agency and importance from others, yes, but what does the Rogue of Void do? The Rogue of Void takes irrelevance and meaninglessness from those who have too much of itâŚand redistributes it to those who have too little.
I believe that Roxy and Johnâs appearance will trigger a shift of events, sudden or insidious, that will begin to transfer the lack of agency that the others have to the agency-heavy Vriska, so that everything evens out. How? Iâm not quite sure, but Iâm fairly certain that it is gonna play out something along those lines.